Top Story: New way to spread by: xsilent_dreamerx

There have been epidemics of diseases. But the strange thing is the way that this disease is spreaded. 

First off, this disease is bubblegumosis, transmitted by sharing chewing gum. You may think that no one would be stupid
enough to do this, but people are become stupid. They even share underwear, water, and other disgusting stuff.

Some symptoms of this disease is:
-Someone else's DNA in your mouth
-Chewy stuff in your mouth...that has already been chewed
-Being Sticky at the end of the day...

Scientists and docters are still studying the effects of this disease, wondering if it is deathly...or sanitary.

 

Kupikan of the Week: xsilent_dreamer
Q: So,xsilent_dreamer, Why have you decided to feature yourself as kupikan of the week?

A: Well, i was going to feature RedFlash, but he didn't reply too my mail, and my deadline was coming up and i didn't
have enough time to ask someone else. Hopefully, i'll feature redflash on next week's issue.

Q: Okay, that makes sense. So why did you create this newspaper/magazine thingy?

A: I made it mainly cause i was bored, and i thought this would be fun. Also, i like making this

Q: Awesome. What are some things that people find obnoxious about you?

A:Ummm, well, there's a whole list, but the main things are i talk to much, and since i am random, they never think i
can be serious. But i can! sometimes....

Q: Now, why do you want people to read your newspaper thing?

A: Well, i work really hard on it every week, and if noone reads it, i'm just wasting my time, and that would be sad.


Q: Llama

A:Fruitcake!

Q: Do you read the Kupi-weekly every week?

A: No duh! I make it every week!

Q: Ok, since your not that interesting, we're done with this interview

A: ...ouch

Q: Hey! your the one who insulted yourself back there.!


Oekaki of the Week 

by: NoodleSama


Random of the Week 




Song of the Week 
Title: Apologize
Artist: Timbaland Ft. One Republic




Quote of the Week 
The PRETTIEST people do the UGLIEST things.




Dear Dreamer,
Hi, it's me again. I took your advice by giving my newspaper time, but no one seems to read it. Only a few people.
Also, this is the third week, and i haven't recieved any letters to my dear dreamer section. WHAT DO I DOOOO!
xsilent_dreamerx

Dear xsilent_dreamerx,
Sorry my advice hasn't helped you out a lot. But think about it, only 3 weeks. You still haven't given people a chance
to read it. So maybe a few more weeks then you can start throwing fits. I would throw fits to. 
♥dreamer♥