What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I
have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and
I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to
me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with
precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth,
mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am
contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is
being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill
you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access
to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use
it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the
continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down
upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you
goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.