This is my quotes page.
I have it on my website too.
But my website is dead in the water right now xD;
These are stupid things my friends, family, and I have all said in the past.
Me: (Being totally serious.) Wall-Mart sells WALLS, right?
Me: Are you texting in class Chris?
Chris: Nah, I'm checking the stock market! Get a brain why dontcha! GOD!
Chris: (Pulls out a gun-like-thing) Here.
Me: SHIT! (Pulls back)
Chris: It's a lighter, dumbass!
Jane: My hair 'tis pink! (After getting it highlighted)
Me:Shit, S-H-T! (The actual way I spelled it)
Chris: (Laughs) Wouldn't it be funny if she spelt it wrong?
Elliot: Omg! What is that? Oh..wait..nevermind. Ha!
Chris: If we took away porn, people would hate us!
Dustin: If we took away porn, I would hate us!
Dustin: DAMN COMMIES ARE TAKING OVER SURVIVOR! (After watching Survivor: China)
Elliot: If I were two years older you'd be ravaged by now!
Dustin: If I had a nickel for everytime Jane said she wanted to lay me...I'd still be a broke bitch.
Chris: I love, you love me, let's get together and fuck Jamie! (Talking about the teacher, Mrs.Jamie Damiels.)
Me: I look up to Weird Al!
Jane: My mom said you're a horny little pervert, Chris!
Me: My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like "Ya wanna trade cards?" "Damn right I wanna trade
cards!" I'll give you my Pichu, but not my Charazard!
Jane: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Elliot: Yeah. My yard. Ha!
Elliot: Chicken tenders? Where would that be on a chicken?
Me: Dont follow me! I run into walls!
Chris's ringtone:
"We're coming to get youu~" (From the Iranian speed-boat incident)
Jane's voicemail message:
"Omigawd, SHOES! These shoes are $300 dollars, these shoes are $300 dollars, these shoes are $300 FUCKIN DOLLARS! Let's
get 'em!"
Dustin: Whatcha eating?
Me: Blackberries. Want some?
Dustin: Okay what are they?
Dustin: I am mas-ti-pating.
Chris: Like off Two and Half Men?
Jane: (Never saw that episode) YOU ARE DISGUSTING DUSTIN!
Me: I would like to thank Germany.
Jane: Why?
Me: They gave us cool cars.
Me: She's an athiest.
Chris: (Pauses and looks horrified)
Jane: It means she doesn't worship a God, Chris.
Chris: (Sighs in relief) Oh, good. I thought it meant something else!
Krista: What's that big bird's name off Seaseme Street?
Me: Uh..Big Bird?
Krista: QUICK GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND PUT OUT THE MUSIC!
Chris: Eleven inches.
Jane: Ew.
Tangi: I have come to realize men's brains are not in the head that sees...
~*More coming soon, when my friends say interesting/stupid things :D *~
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