Hello, and welcome to my brand new profile!  Odds are that you really
couldn't care less about my life!  But I don't care, cause it's mine! 
Don't like it?  Too bad!  Leave!  Guess what?  When I'm rich and
famous (which WILL happen), I'm going to buy out Nike, Adidas,
Converse, Abercrombie, Hollister and Gap, let all of the poor
children go home, and start up a NORMAL company with ADULT workers
and good pay!  Ha!  Sorry, where are my manners?  My name is... none
of your concern! But you can call me SH, Sneakers, or even Alexis, if
you totally want to miss the target and hit the wall on the other
side!

 Now, even though you don't care, I'm going to tell you about what
stars I like... Miley, Emily, Ashley, JB, Selena, and obviously,
Chris Brown.  I like them so much that I always act really nerdy when
I hear news about them.  I always watch Jemily, Niley and Kashley
videos on Youtube.  GO Youtube!!! See ya!