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name:jessica
height:5'4.5
fave color: rAiNbOw
fave fruit: strawberry
current location: under your bed, go look for me
age:345,682.3795 years old
fave anime: CardCaptor Sakura
Gender: male no none no HERMAPHRODITE!!! XD
style: labels r 4 soup cans
twilight fan: hell no.
hobbys: whatever enterains me at the time
favorite movie: maximum overdrive
do you love me: yes.
hair color: light red/ brown
eyes: brown inner iris, emerald aqua outer iris
music genre: all of them! =D
measurements: Bust=35.5' waist=29' hip=38' 
thongs or panties: boxers.
turn-ons: guys that play guitar, guy eating sub sandwhiches (idk y it
just is to me)
pedophille: yes. 
do you smoke: hell no.
raver: yes!  X3
chocolate or vanilla: strawberyy
nestea or lipton: snapple
coffee or espresso: gross, neither.
beer or tequilla: kool aid
how are you?: im fine who are you
do you want to get married: not to you
will you marry me: 0.o...eh sure wat the hell y not.
r u bored: very much so.
how old were you when you died: 5o
hi it's jessica is jessica there?: what?

The Shmoo first appeared in the strip in August 1948. According to
Shmoo legend, the lovable creature laid eggs, gave milk and died of
sheer esctasy when looked at with hunger. The Shmoo loved to be eaten
and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people
delighted a Shmoo. Fry a Shmoo and it came out chicken. Broil it and
it came out steak. Shmoo eyes made terrific suspender buttons. The
hide of the Shmoo if cut thin made fine leather and if cut thick made
the best lumber. Shmoo whiskers made splendid toothpicks. The Shmoo
satisfied all the world's wants. You could never run out of Shmoon
(plural of Shmoo) because they multiplied at such an incredible rate.
The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring
happiness to others. Li'l Abner discovered Shmoos when he ventured
into the forbidden Valley of the Shmoon, against the frantic
protestations of Ol' Man Mose. "Shmoos," he warned, "is the greatest
menace to hoomanity th' world has evah known." "Thass becuz they is
so bad, huh?" asked Li'l Abner. "No, stupid," answered Mose, hurling
one of life's profoundest paradoxes at Li'l Abner. "It's because
they're so good!" 

Ironically, the lovable and selfless Shmoos ultimately brought misery
to humankind because people with a limitless supply of
self-sacrificing Shmoos stopped working and society broke down. Seen
at first as a boon to humankind, they were ultimately hunted down and
exterminated to preserve the status quo. (Thought extinct after the
1948 adventure, one Shmoo always seemed to escape to Dogpatch's
Valley of the Shmoon to form a new colony and a later plot revival by
Capp). Licensed Shmoo merchandise became a huge phenomenon in the late
'40s and early '50s, spawning a wide variety of dolls, toys, glasses,
wallpaper, belts, books, jewelry, balloons, clocks, ashtrays,
cannisters, salt & pepper shakers, dairy products, banks, belts and
ear muffs. There was even an official Shmoo fishing lure! These are
all highly collectible items today.



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bleh i iz not preety




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this is Shawna my most amazing bestie evar she iz liek mah sister and
i lovez her more than anythiannnnn (^.^)><3


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thizzzz izzzz leah mah twin brotha lmao jkjk i loves her veray much
and ive known her for fawking evarrrrrr and yaaaaah shes a W.O.W.
dork lmao 3:: )<>u<>(::: ) 



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yahoo: nOtJuStYoUrAvErAgEdOrK

any other questions just message me l8r, alritey then. baii ^u^.
<3~jEsSi