Um...I'm looking for a boyfriend...NO FOOLS PLZ!
Well, first of all, my name is Gwendolyn. My dad FRIGGEN named me that
just cuz he was Welsh and liked to rub it in people's faces. I mean,
who cared about the Welsh?? I DONT!
Jade is my sisters name. Mom picked it out since it was Spanish like
her butt. OKay, Spanish is WAYYYY cooler than Welsh. I mean, Jade has
an accent, cuz my Ma taught her how to talk. But me on the other hand,
NO ACCENT!! Zippo! Serro! five, 4, three, 2, one, ZERO!!! Not even a
little twang. Ok, maybe I'm overexaggerating a little....... OK I HAVE
A HUGE ACCENT!!!
I'm currently single... SEEKING A MALE FIGURE!!!! I also want some
cool BFFS!!!!!!! I NEED friends. Like totally........... I am IN LOVE
with DAVID HENRIE!!!!! Ooah! Ooah!!! I am ALMOST A SENIOR! Next
Mi casa es enorme!!! (My house is huge!!!) Mi habitacion es de 40 por
40! (My room is 40x40!) I have a 26 inch plasma..... IN MI
And then, Jade was all like ,"Limpair mi habitacion!" ( clean my room)
And I was all like," Yo, no!!" (you're crazy, I'm not!!)
Mi mejor amigo (my BFF) 's name is Montana (aka: MOUNTAN). She has
diabetes. Her dogtag has rhinestones on it..... HOW COOL!!
I was born in Jolly ol' Spain.... tEe HeE!!!!! So was 14 year old
Jade........ Then, when I was learning to talk, we moved to Canada,
then when I was 7, we moved back to Spain. I have kind of a
Canadian-Spanish accent........ WEIRD!!!!!! And kinda i dunno, RARE
and IMPOSSIBLE!!! But, I did it!!!!!!!
They see me mowin, my front lawn. And when they see me I'm so
SPANISH-WELSH and nerdy! CANT YA SEE IM SPANISH-WELSH AND NERDY!!! x5
i wanna BOWL wit' the gangstas.
My last name is Gomez.
When Montana came over to swim, she jumped on my head and tried to
drown me. Well...her diamond earing cut my ear. So, now on one ear my
size is a 20 and the other is a 14.
My mom said that my little brother Jordan is a pig when eating and a
dog ball hog when playing sports. He is only 5, but he is a DEMON! My
dad adopted him and then my mom divorced him for that. But then she
HAD to get back with him.
I almost got to change my name to Courtney. But that didn't happen.
Anywy...I AM LOOKING 4 A BOYFRIEND!!