[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (Does on my friends face count XD)
 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
[x] You have ran into a tree.
 It IS possible to lick your elbow
 You just tried to lick your elbow.
 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same
 You just tried to sing them
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] People have called you slow
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
 If someone says "fart" you laugh
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x]You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
 People are often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[x] You break a lot of things.
 Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
 When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
Times Three: 69
Five or below= Smart
Eighteen or below = Not stupid.
Nineteen- Thirty = Ehh.
Thirty- Forty-Nine = Stupid.
Over Fifty= Retarded.
Wooooow thats sad. XD