Hey, my name is none of your business.
I live in England and I am 14.
I have a couple of hobbies!!
And they include: Being random (Did you see that unicorn over there?),
Sleeping, drawing, watching anime, reading manga, sleeping, cuddling
my teddy bear called Frenchie (My great grandma got him for me from
France), going on my laptop, hanging with friends, being annoying,
beating people up ^.^, watching TV and listening to AWESOME MUSIC
Sorry, I get pretty crazy when I am sleep deprived. Like this one
time, I only had 2 hours of sleep, and then I went to school, and my
first lesson was Art. So, all I did was talk about Unicorns and I
accidentally admitted to my friends that I was a Unicorn (Which I am)
and then I kept painting my face, and I painted an awesome horse on my
hand.... Or was that in another lesson? Anyhow, my friends nearly
murdered me cause I am so annoying!! Hehe.
My ambition is to be a Music Teacher or a Archeologist.... And if that
doesn't work, I will probably go to a mental hospital for being too
I can't sing or dance... well that what my parents say.
I don't smoke or do drugs.
I do drink a little.... But my parents stopped that when I
ACCIDENTALLY brought alcohol to school. It's not my fault that I
accidentally put alcohol into my water bottle and accidentally drank
it in school.
You know, I should have drunk it all, so no one would have proof that
I brought in alcohol.
My fave food is Skittles!!! I just love eating them, and throwing them
at my friends and tell them to "Taste the mother fucking rainbow" ^.^
Doesn't everything sound better with mother fucking in between? For
example, someones name: Scooby Mother Fucking Doo (Not my name by the
And, don't you get pissed when you're playing a game of Rock, Paper,
Scissors. And the fucking paper beats rock. I mean, maybe I should
just throw a rock at your face and see if a piece of bloody paper
protects you. It won't, will it?
I have a couple of pets... and by a couple I mean a couple hundred.
My stupid Snails had babys a couple of years ago, and we would feel
wrong if we killed them ^.^
I like J-pop, Miku, Len, Kaito, all that lot.
I have also got into Hollywood Undead. They are mother fucking
awesome!! See what I did there? You know, I used mother fucki- Oh
never mind. I am on here to talk to awesome people and make tree
houses and shit like that...
My favorite movie is The Goonies. I also quite like all the Screams
and Scary Movies... You know, I heard that Scream 5 is coming out this
year!! SO FUCKING EXCITED!! XD
I also made my 4 year old sister watch Scary Movie 1 with me... is
that bad? Well, who cares if she has nightmares. I also told her I
would "I'm gonna Gash and Slash, Cut another hole in your ass, Spill
blood on the walls and play with your balls" (It's from Scary Movie 1)
And she ended up crying and trying to beat the shit out of me.
Well, that's all, and I hope my MOTHER FUCKING profile will make you
want to talk to me. Peace out Mother Fuckers!! XP