im bitter and unpleasent unless others are suffering.
my favorite animal is sassy cindy vortex's bulldog humphrey.
im related to the guy who invented spray- on eyelashes.
naruto is STUPID!!!!!
i am a retired mayonaise-factory-worker
i have a deep love for all sandwiches
im married to a philly cheesesteak named mija.
i have 365 cats all of whom are named BOB
my favorite sport is pineapple
i have a pet rock name ms. prettykins
i am an opera singer
i stared in phantom of the opera as the chick.
i am a furby trappeed in the body of a boy.
i am a crim-fighting ninja
my favorite food is kocomongo