1.kill his snakes.
2.take away his sword.
3.in the middle of town yell "LOOK ITS MICKAL JACKSON!!".
4.send him an ecard that says lord hokage rules!.
5.go to his house and download fire fox on his computer.
(if you don't get it i mean how naruto is a fox demon and stuff)
6.so um do you use kabuto for somthing else?
7.oh your parents must be so proud.
8.ask him this."so orochimaru what happend to your face before
you had plastic surgery?"
9.take a pic of him in a bunnie suit and email it to all the other
ninja and acidentaly to him!!!!!!
10.follow him around continuesly saying ...meep.
11.ask if it was his father or mother that was half snake freak.
12.tell him that you know the perfect game for him...heros online.
13.tell him naruto has made several vid games and he is still in the zero section.
14.ask him to tell you what his perpose is in the world then sit back and watch him crack.
15.tell kabuto that orochimaruto is in love with a snake and he dummped you(kabuto).
16.tell orochimaru that kabuto dummped him for an unknowen reason.
17. dye all of his robes black and insist on calling him oreo.
18.sing the oreo theme-song when hes having a evil moment
19.Buy a flute like the snake charmers use and play it around him
20.Ask exactly how long his tongue is
21.When he tries to bite you (and he will), bite back
22.Try to milk his venom
23.Ask if hes related to Medusa
24.Apologize, repeatedly (ex: You: OOPS, Im sorry; Oro:-glares-Dont apologize;
You: Oh! Im so sorry; Oro:-fangs come out; You: S-sorry!!)
25.try to sell him creams for scaly skin
26.Mimic him behind his back when he's addressing the Sound 5
27.Serve live mice for dinner
28. ask him if his skin peels.