1. Follow him around all day, point at random objects every second and say, "Hey Mr. Sunshine, what's that?!!"
2. Start calling him Weasel Boy
3. After calling him Weasel Boy, demote him to Ferret
4. Follow him around and list every reason why Sasuke is way better then he is
5. Ask him constantly why he didn't kill Sasuke
6. When he's sleeping, dye his hair pink
7. Then dye his hair orange
8. When he's sleeping, style his hair so that it permanetly looks like Sasuke's hair
9. Dye his clothes pink
10. Poke him constantly
11. Steal his diary, read it out loud to everyone in the Akatsuki, and then post it on the internet
12. Ask him if he wears contacts
13. Ask him why he has wrinkles
14. Call him Chi-Chi (ItaCHI) really loudly in front of everyone, in public, and in front of Sasuke
15. Sell him to some crazed fangirl on ebay
16. ...or boy
17. When you are sitting there in total silence next to him, all of a sudden scream really loudly. When he asks you
what's wrong, look at him like he's a freak and ask
him why he asked that. When he said because you screamed, say, "...Did you forget to take your medicine today?"
18. Ask him if his arm is broken. If he says no and asks you why you asked, you say, "Well, you always have it stick out
of your coat...even when you're fighting!
You look like you're retarded or something."
19. Shout, "Itachi, I've found your long lost brother!" and then hold up a weasel
20. Jump on his back at random moments and refuse to let go.
21. When he throws you off, start running in circles around him and scream, "ITACHI'S GAY!!!"
22. When he's about to attack someone, trip him
23. When he's not looking, slip a kitten into his cloak. Then when he unbuttons it and trying to look all evil, the
kitten will pop its head out while meowing and make everyone else die of laughing at him
24. Give him happy pills
25. After the happy pills fade away, talk about how happy he seemed with making out with Kisame while he was on those
pills. Then watch him scream and try to burn his lips off
26. Sing the "Just keep swimming"(from finding nemo) song to him whenever he looks grumpy (which is all the time)
27.tell him that his life yet to come leads to bleeding eyes.
28. When he's sitting down and being totally quiet, take a 10 foot stick and randomly poke him with it
29. Grab his ear when he's about to fight someone and pull him away while saying, "What have I told you about being
evil, young man?"
30. Poke his nose over and over again
31. Run around like a wild maniac with Deidara.
thanks every one bye!
oh look sasuke has his own ideas!!!! lol