1. ask gaara what gay freak put the mark on his head.wich means LOVE!!!!
2. fill his gourd with water.
3.tell him he isnt a animal person.
4.run around the town with garras gourd.
5.tell him he is a lazzy freak cause his sand dose all the work.
6.tell him this "YOU WEAR MAKE UP YOUR BEST FRIEND IS SAND
AND YOUR HOBBY IS KILLING STUFF GHESH GET A LIFE!"
then wonder away.
7.get him itchy itchy paradise for his b-day and say i thought
you might get some tips.
8.throw his underwear all around the place.0_0 point at naruto.
9.tell him that he NEEDS to get a life and fast and that you know
a great doctor.!
10.say this."gaara i know i only just met you (wait for it) and i just
wanna say...GE A LIFE *slap him*".
11.make a clone to look like his mum then watch him run to hug it.
the clone will dissapear POOF and watch him roll into a ball and not
blink eva again
12.when he goes to bed redo his make up.
13. ask him why his family all wear make up exept Temari and she is the girl.
14.(this one is random) pour beef gravy on him and do a dog sommoning jitsu.
watch the fun begin.(ps bring popcorn)
15.tell him to go jump of a cliff he will do it cause his sand will protect him. wait
didn't i replace it with water a few ideas ago...opps
"OWWWW" hmm that could be a problem...
16. Get a plushie raccoon and name it “Gaa-chan.” Whenever Gaara leaves, insist
“Gaa-chan” can go with him. If he refuses, hit him in the head with the plushie screaming
“GAA-CHAN WANTS TO GO WITH YOU! WHY CAN’T HE GO WITH YOU? WHY WHY WHY?”
17. Follow him around, singing... “Lonely...He’s Mr. Lonely...He’s got nobody...To caaall his own!” Or
something to that effect.
18. When he’s out on the roof at night, climb up on a nearby rooftop and start howling at the moon.
19. Climb up in a tree, on a rooftop, on top of a wall, or some other high place with a bucket of water. When Gaara
walks by, dump it on his head. Everyone knows what happens when sand gets wet. =3
20. Hide in a bush, and when Gaara comes by, pop out and scream “ISN’T IT A YOUTHFUL DAY, GAARA!?” doing Lee’s
“Nice-Guy Pose.” Bonus points if you’re dressed like Lee, too.
21. Make an absolutely horrible Gaara cosplay costume, and wear it every day. Whenever you see Gaara, scream
“AAAIIIEEE! IT’S GAARA! IT’S GAARA, IT’S REALLY HIM! I LOVE YOU GAARAA! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” and chase
22. Draw him some eyebrows, he needs them.
23. Ask him if he can help you with your makeup- He does so well with his eyeliner! Also, ask him if he learned from
24. Write “Naruto was here, believe it!” ALL over his gourd. And draw little smiley faces. With a permanent marker.
ok bye! i hope you enjoyed tormenting gaara.
here are some words from gaara
"I WOULD KILL YOU BUT FACE IT IM ALREADY DEAD"
thank you gaara.
k bye every one!!