I created Responsible Government.
I was almost every great explorer that every lived.
I was George Washington.
I was Sir John A. MacDonald.
I was the People's Princess.
I was nun who lived in the slums of India and devoted my life to the service of others.
I was the greatest artist who ever lived.
I was the King of Rock 'N Roll.
I founded the Red Cross Society, Doctors With Borders, the United Nations and the Salvation Army.
I was Queen Elizabeth I.
I created almost every media sensation in the last ten years... Harry Potter, Twilight, Hannah Montana, High School
Musical, American Idol... you name it, I did it.
I was the greatest poet to ever live.
I created links to Africa and the Far East.
I was the first man to fly.
I was the first man on the moon.
I discovered the Theory of Relativity.
I was Albert Einstein, Lady Diana, Stephen Hawking, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Leonardo DaVinci, J.K. Rowling,
Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, Neil Armstrong, Marco Polo, Adolf Hitler, William Shakespeare, Mother Theresa,
Joan of Arc, Grace O'Malley, Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Karen Kain, Rachel Scott, Julius Caeser, and so many more...
I try to be nice...
I give you everything you ask for...
I try my hardest not to make racist comments, even when you are the definition of every racial stereotype there is...
I don't blame it on all of you, because a lot of you are genuinely good people...
I let you protest for years and years, even when there was no longer anything to protest...
I have accepted you, now please just leave well enough alone...
Now I must ask you...
Where's my government-funded housing, my history month, my free health care, my pride
parade?
So, now I say, without fear of being ridiculed or accused of being discrimatory I'm...
WHITE, STRAIGHT AND PROUD
~We all equal... each and every one of us... so why can't I have everything YOU have? Just think about that...~
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