I'm Kai. Look like a girl, think like a guy. User of proper grammar,
listener of Regina Spektor, watcher of you from behind the bushes at
your house. Nice to finally meet you.
Here's a collection of quotes that I've decided to proudly display
whenever given the chance.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"Boo, you whore."
"You do what you love, and fuck the rest."
-Little Miss Sunshine
"I was walking down the street, and this guy waved to me. Then he
up to me and said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I
said, 'I am.'"
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just
the best of everything."
"It matters not
Who you love
Where you love
Why you love
When you love
Or how you love
It matters only that you love."
"all I see is pork swords"
"and she was like oh hi, babies have fingernails"
"don't give your sugar to jerks"