Well.... I was bored so I decided to make a page with my favorite pickup lines and quotes... you can use them if you'd
like but I don't recommend using some.....
If you have any you'd like to add just tell me and I'll find a place for t^^
Pick up lines
Straight to the point
1. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
2. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
3.I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
4.Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.
5.If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
6.First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
7.You've been a bad, bad girl(boy). Go to my room!
8.Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
9.This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
10.What do I have to do to be your booty call?
11.Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
12.Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.
13.Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
14.Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she
can get a hold of me in the morning.
15.So, I'm not doing anything until 3:00pm tomorrow, you want to get out of here?
Innuendo: Think about it...
1.Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
2.Can I flirt with you?
3.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
4.Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
5.Do you spit or swallow?
6.Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
7.Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
8.Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
9.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
10.Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
11.Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
12.Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
13.Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
14.You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
15.You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
Cheesy
1.(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
2.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
3.Bond. James Bond.
4.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
5.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
6.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
7.I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
8.I have only three months to live. ..
9.I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
10.If I followed you home, would you keep me?
11.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
12.What time do you have to be back in heaven?
13.What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
14.What's your sign?
15.Wow.
16. 'You're so beautiful, I forgot my pick up line.'
Love Quotes
1. "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
2."A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.
3."Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me."
4."In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night, you rescue me, you save my life."
5.. "But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever."
6."Like music on the waters is they sweet voice to me."
7."I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you."
8."You're nothing short of my everything."
9."The only true gift is a portion of yourself."
10."Thou art to me a delicious torment."
11."I love her and that's the beginning of everything."
12."Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
13."All love is sweet, given or returned."
14."If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."
15.There is no remedy for love but to love more."
Life Quotes
1.You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
2.Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke.
3.Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
4.God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.
5.Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
6.Our lives are like a candle in the wind. If you're not careful It could go out at any time
7.Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.
8.I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve had, and I’m not sad because I have it no
longer.
9.Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a
succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.
10.Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.
11.Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
12.There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything
is a miracle.
13.There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.
14.Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
15.Life is what happens to you while you’re working for your future.
Fate Quotes
1.I do not believe in fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in fate that falls on them unless they
act.
2.Fate leads the willing, and drags along the reluctant.
3.Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try.
4.If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.
5.Fate is not quite as strange as it appears.
6.What a man thinks of himself, that it is which determines, or rather indicates, his fate.
7.Man’s character is his fate.
8.Every individual has a place to fill in the world, and is important, in some respect, whether he chooses to be so or
not.
9.Chance is a word void of sense; nothing can exist without a cause.
10.Fate - everything happens for a reason. And when fate happens look for the good in it as it is there
11.Fortune never crushed that man whom good fortune deceived not.
12.Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny.
13.Throw a lucky man into the sea, and he will come up with a fish in his mouth.
14.ccept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all
your heart.
15.Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.
Layouts by Danielle10
Random things I say
1. my sense makes sense
2.Do I make you look fat?
3.put your hands down my pants and i'll kick you in the nuts
4.walls are pointy
5.don't eat that! it has germs!
6. i tasted your fart...it was gross
7.one day Barney is going to come back and kill us all
8.ow.. i think I sprained my kidney.
9.omg...I can touch my nose!
10.it hurts when I touch my eye
12.CORN!
13.do you want to....make out?...cause I don't
14.i'd bite you.. but you look salty
15.don't be afraid of pie
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