When I was a child,
I was a Jedi. ❤ 
 
 Hi. I'm a french teenage mental lady who wears
Tees that hurt people's eyes and trainers that need replacing. I need
to be in a mental hospital. I like demons, people dying, fried rice,
butter icing, kiddie rides in theme parks, baby shoes, robots, sloths
and fish. I hate meat, coconut, small dogs, cats, songs in the charts,
small noes, thin pens, pears and prom dresses. I am 168cm tall,
measure myself every wednesday at 4pm because I have an obsession
with over towering people. In total, there have been 13 hands chopped
off throughout all the Star Wars movies. As a kid, I ate play-do and
sniffed glue sticks, no wonder I'm mental. I had a dream a few
night's back I was in a monster truck on the highway and everytime I
saw a volvo I had to crash into them, I laughed everytime I did. My
favourite demon in the Demonata series is the bunny demon who vomits
acid. It's 21 minutes past my bedtime. I own 86 "Witch Magazine" in
french. It's March and I still have a tan from last August. I once
drew a cat face on my knee. If I was a superhero, I would be Captain
Sodium because I would burn if it rained. I was born on the 11th of
the 2nd. The 11th element in the Periodic Table is Sodium, and the
2nd one is Helium. Helium is fun. If you eat ice cream too fast you
get headaches. I like vanilla ice cream. I'm a Pescetarianian.
Something Flawless is useless. I love Harry Potter, but I don't like
the character himself, and hate the actor, I don't like Ginny either.
I want to buy myself a Ravenclaw scarf and wear it to school. I like
school better than my own home. I need to do a count down everytime I
drink water. I own 3 mens top. I have a mark on my iris. My eyes are
grey. How much wood could a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could
chuck wood? Two camels in a tiny car. Link's in the doobelydoo my
beard lovers. I watch too much youtube. I want to have some yogurt, I
haven't had some in years. I also want May to come quicker. I don't
believe in god, true love and happy endings.
 
 Quand j'étais petit ~
When I was little,
j'étais un Jedi ~
I was a Jedi,
Tellement nerveux ~
I got so nervous
que lorsqu'il pleuvait ~
that when it started to rain
Souvent je m'électrocutais ~
I often got electrocuted.

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