this page is deticated to dorcter gordan freeman. Why? because he's like a mute chuck norris.
Gordan is famous for being the main character in half life and half life 2.
his weapon of choice is the crow bar as shown here.
also creating the term "go gordan freeman on his ass"
there is his female counter part "chell" but she does not go around smashing people's heads in with the same crowbar
that his father used, and his father's father, and his father's father's father.
now for a short story "a man was about to kidnap me, gordan freeman jumped down from the roof of a building and killed
the man and then killed me, luckily i got better"
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