Hello! It's me silverwolf! And I'm here for no apparent reason at all! ^0^ I'll be your host for today. And today's
guests are MoonBunny, Tyrranoraptordactyl, Cherrystrawberry, ember_the_flame, and... a person from Cyanide& Happiness!
Wait a sec... what's he doing here? Anyways let's start the show with MoonBunny. *applause*
Me: So, how are you today?
Moonbunny: Good, silverwolf.
Me: Good! Now let's talk about this picture right here... *shuffles bag*
Audience: GASP!
MoonBunny: *0,* *drool, drool*
Me: Huh? Whoops! Wrong picture. Sorry folks! *shuffles bag* Ah hah! Here you are! Now let's put you on the big
screen...
me: Do you see anything wrong with this picture MoonBunny?
MoonBunny: No, not really.
Me: That's okay. I'll pinpoint the BAD things in the picture...
Audience: MEGA GASP!!
MoonBunny: D8 OH MY F^(%!N& GOD!!!!
Me: See? SEE?! Light is real!
MoonBunny: But I swear to God I killed him!
Me:This is the real world, Moon. Not the anime world.
MoonBunny: .... >0< Oh, that F^(%!N& B@$%@RD! This is gonna be fun...
Me: Yeah! I bet when you people saw this, some of you were sh*tting bricks. And form that, you people will know not to
reveal your name to strangers. And we will be right back!
~~~ COMMERCIAL ~~~
Me: Okay, we're back! Now, you remember the picture, right?
Audience: Yes.
Me: Poor MoonBunny. If she wants to kill him, it'll be harder to find him in the real world.
MoonBunny: I know... T.T You know? He's just trying to confuzzle us!!! Ooh... he's gonna get it big time! >O<
Me: Yeah! That @$$ hole is probably thinking,
MoonBunny: *sniff* Well, I have to kill him... AGAIN!
Me: You know, MoonBunny? I think it's time for you to take a break. Thanks for hosting the show!
MoonBunny: Your welcome pal...
*applause*
Me:Okay up next is... Tyrranoraptordactyl! Huh? Oh, I just got word that she got the cold... so that means
Cherrystrawberry is up next!
*applause*
Me: Okay Cherry! How are you today?
Cherrystrawberry: Not... good... at... all...
Me: Why?
CS ( stands for cherrystrawberry): The elves!
Me: Yeah, what about the elves?
CS: THE ELVES ARE WATCHING US FROM THE LORD OF THE RING MOVIES!! THEY ARE OBSERVING OUR EVERY MOVE, AND TAKING NOTES ON
PREGNANT TEACHERS!!!!! AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THEY ARE ASSISTED BY THE GNOMES! WE HAVE TO DESTROY EVERY COPY OF
EVERY LORD OF THE RING VIDEOS!!!!!!
Me: O_O Woah. Did you hear that? Destroy any Lord of the Ring videos if you have any!
Audience: *Nods then gets out DVD's and starts smashing them.*
Meanwhile...
Uh, boss we have a problem...
Boss: What is it?
Elf: We uh... have snow...
Boss: Duh. we always have snow.
Elf: Not that kind of snow... the snow on the monitors...
Boss: Yeah...
 ?
Elf: WE LOST SIGNAL TO THE HUMANS!!!!
Boss:WHAT?! DAMMIT! SEND THE GNOMES!
Elf: Er... um... no can do boss...
Boss: WHY NOT?!
Elf: Apparently all of them have been assassinated by the fairies sir... well almost all of them.
Boss: How many are left?
Elf: Only one sir.
Boss: *sigh* There's no turning back now... check up on him.
Elf: Yes sir.
Elf: Apparently sir, he's commit suicide.
Boss: Dammit! God d*mmit! You know, just forget it. Screw it all... I'm tired of this.... abort mission...
Elf: Yes sir.
CS: Okay, I feel better now!
Me: Good. Is that it?
CS: Yup!! ^,^
Me: Okay then! Thanks for joining our show!
*applause*
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