I get bored
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You: Did you get the body I sent you?
Stranger: yeah]
Stranger: it was still freah
You: Great, what did you do to it?
You: Burn it?
Stranger: after i skinned it
You: Awesome. Did you save me the organs?
Stranger: no i burnt the organs and saved the skin
Stranger: which i guess is an organ
Stranger: i saved u an organ
You: Damn. Your right. Well, keep the organs. I have the body of an 18 year old in my fridge.
You: She'll do for my thirst.
Stranger: how old was the one u sent me?
You: It was a 40 year old virgin named Tom.

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Stranger: hi
You: Watzz up dogg?
Stranger: nm u/?
You: Natha, ese. Just chillin' with my homes. Getting drunk, hahaha!

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You: Did you find her?
Stranger: OMG I DID!
You: OHDEARGOODNESS
You: Where was she!?
Stranger: UNDER MY BEAD!! CAN U BELIEVE IT?
Stranger: BED*
You: FORSHIT!? Wtf is she doing under there!?
Stranger: SHE WAS SPYING ON ME WHILE I MASTURBATE!!
You: Oh shit! YOU GOT A STALKER! Tell that crazy bitch I said Hi xD
Stranger: I KNOW!!! what do i do ?
You: Kick here back under the bed or burn her body 8E
You: Or send it to me, I'll ieat it.
Stranger: nah, i wanna fuck her
You: [I'll eat it]
You: Haha
Stranger: real hard
You: Be my guest, get permission first!
Stranger: can you give me permission?
You: I give you permisson to have her as your own personal sex slave.
Stranger: OMG i love you!! thanks!
Stranger: do u wanna share her? like a threesome?
You: Love you to, ese.
You: Threesome? AWESOME! 8D
Stranger: OMG!! who goes first?
You: You ;D
Stranger: AWESOME! then we could do a double penetration and screw her
You: Exactly what I was thinking.