1. you think that ohshiney is accually a desiese.

2.you like old fashon things,cars tv shows ect.

3.you love to be huntinn at any season.

4.if u cant find out a word you make up a definition to make u seem smart. (check redneck dictionary)
5.if muddin is a accual sport in ur family.

6. if u cant find out how to text or use the fancy stuff like ttyl.

7.if no matter how u dress u always have a diffrent accent.

8.if someone cracks a redneck joke and you dont get it.

9.when u ask to borrow sissors teachers watch your every move afraid u might hurt someone.

10.when u get a stick u automatically want to find out how to hurt someone with it.

11.if u can understand the real meaning of bobsled.
bobsled= a man named robert who was trying to ride a sled for the first time and he went through town yelloin i got
meself a sled and then crashes.no happy endings.

12.ifeveryone of ur best friends is a brother or sister to u.

13.you accually miss not going to school and the teachers.

14.the teachers are some hof ur best buds.

15.if ur boyfriend is almost going to hurt someone just becues the have a crush one u.

16. u r still amazed at technology.

17.at least once in ur life u have used the bathroom outside.

18.being aled bizzare names is accually a complement to u.

19.being able to do the alphebet backwards is accually a trick to u.

20.ur favorite thing to listen to or watch is  blue collar,

21.acting like chuck norris or magnum pi is second nature.

22.most of ur friends know what there food is made of and really enjoys it.

23.if being in a smart club supprises u.

24.u like to hook up ur friends with ur other friends.

25.when u talk or type it is usually a no braner subject.u cant spell

26.u live in the town of hull-daisetta

27.making friends is really easy

28 u r nice even to ur worst enemys

29.u can find some way to make all of these reasons seem wrong or perverted.

30.u can understand all of this and realte to it i quote jeff foxworthy"you might be a redneck"