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Dear MATTIE, I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your apartment and I saw you hit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I get turned on to garbage men. I'm returning our sex tape to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before our friendship. I hate your mom, Rory. Rules: This is the Letter Meme! Copy the How-To part of the Letter Meme into your journal, and fill it out above the instructions. Tag five people, and then you're done! -> How you do the Letter Meme: Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal), I don't really know how to tell you this, but [One]. I think I realized it [Two] [Three] and I saw you [Four] [Five]. I'm sure you're [Six] enough to understand [Seven]. I'm returning [Eight] to you, but I'll keep [Nine] as a memory. You should also know that I [Ten] [Eleven]. [Twelve], [Name] How To Do This: One: What is the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over. Red - Our affair is over. White - I'll join the monastery. Black - I dislike you. Green - Our horoscope doesn't match. Grey - You're a pervert. Yellow - I'm selling myself. Pink - Your nostrils are insulting. Brown - The mafia wants you. Shirtless - You're a loser. Other - I'm in love with your sister. Two: Which is your birth month? January - That night. February - Last year. March - When your dwarf bit me. April - When I tripped on sesame seeds. May - The first of May. June - When you put cuffs on me. July - When I threw up. August - When I saw the shrunken head. September - When we skinny dipped. October - When I quoted Santa. November - When your dog ran wild. December - When I changed tennis shoes. Three: Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment. Pizza - In your RV. Pasta - Outside of Chicago. Hamburgers - Under the bus. Salad - As you ate enchilada. Chicken - In your closet. Kabob - With Paris Hilton. Fish - In women's clothing. Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation. Lasagna - At the mental hospital. Hot dog - Under a state of trance. None of the above - With George Bush and his wife. Four: What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on. Red - Insult. Black - Ignore. Blue - Knock out. Purple - Pour syrup on. White - Carve your initials into. Grey - Pull the clothes off. Brown - Put leeches on. Orange - Scratch. Pink - Pull the toupee off. Barefoot - Sit on. Other - Drive out. Five: What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend. White - My father. Grey - Bill Clinton. Brown - My fart balloon. Purple - My mustard soufflé. Red - Donald Duck. Blue - My avocado plant. Yellow - My penpal in Ghana. Orange - My Kid Rock collection. Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper. None - My John F. Kennedy statue. Other - The crazy monk. Six: What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man. O.C. - Emotional. One Tree Hill - Open. Heroes - Frostbitten. Lost - High. House - Scarred. Simpsons - Cowardly. The News - Mongolic. Idol - Masochistic. Family Guy - Senile. Top Model - Middle-Class. None of the above - Ashamed. Seven: Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt. Sad - How boring you are. Bored - That Santa doesn't exist. Angry - That your pimples are huge. Depressed - That we're cousins. Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east. Worried - That your Honda sucks. Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster. Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men. Excited - That I'm open. Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. Eight: What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring. Yellow - Your love letters. Red - Your Darth Vader-poster. Black - Your tame stone. Blue - The couch cushions. Green - The pictures from LA. Orange - Your false teeth. Brown - Your contact book. Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs. Purple - Your old lottery coupons. Pink - Our sex tape. Other - Your memories from the military service. Nine: The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo. C/D - The oil stocks. E/F - Your neighbor Martin. G/H - My virginity. I/J - The results of your blood-sample. K/L - Your left ear. M/N - Your suicide note. O/P - My common sense. Q/R - Your mom. S/T - Your collection of butterflies. U/V - Your criminal record. W/X - David's tricot outfits. Y/Z - Your grades from college. Ten: The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember. C/D - Never will forget. E/F - Always wanted to break. G/H - Never openly mocked. I/J - Always have felt dirty before. K/L - Will tell the authorities about. M/N - Told in my confession today about. O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about. Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about. S/T - Get sick when I think of. U/V - Always will try to forget. W/X - Am better off without. Y/Z - Never liked. Eleven: What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship. Beer - Senility. Soft drink - A new life as a clone. Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo. Milk - The apartment building. Wine - Cocaine abuse. Cider - A passionate interest for mice. Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations. Flavored Water/ Juice - Embarrassing rash. Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism. Whisky - To ruin the second world war. Other - To hate the Boston Celtics. Twelve: To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards. USA - Best regards. England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail. Spain - Go and drown yourself. China - Disgusting regards. Germany - With ease. Japan - Go burn. Greece - Your everlasting enemy. Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard. Egypt - I hate your mom. France - In pain. Other - Greetings to your freaky family.
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123412341234 says:   11 November 2008   937747  
Dear roarRORY,

I dont know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it
when we skinny dipped. Under a state of trance I saw you knock out my father. I'm
sure you're emotional enough to understand I did a sex-change. I'm returning [Eight]
to you, but I'll keep [Nine] as a memory. You should also know that I will never
forget our friendship.

In pain,
‹»-(¯`v´¯)-» Kelsey Boo »-(¯`v´¯)-»› says :   11 November 2008   865867  
That was hilaris i did it and mine turned out as

Dear JordanDeC,
 I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I
realized it when your dog ran wild As you ate enchilada and I saw you carve your
initials into into my best friend. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that
santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your
photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to hate the
Boston Celtics
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

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