I love you too.
And please don't ever clone me no matter what I say.

(:

I won't.

Okay Linda.
That's really really creepy.

PFF. That's the life of asexual reproduction.


I'm going to sleep, Morgan.
My father is angry with me, and I have to take the SAT tomorrow.

MY SON/DAUGHTER IS GONNA BE A CREEPER.

Tch. I'll be, what, nineteen when you guys have your wedding? xD

It's technically always a daughter.
"Daughter cells" form from the original cell.

o____o
Okay.

"or you'd somehow internally replicate yourself and split into two identical Morgans."
That sounds yummy. So would this other Morgan have the exact same thoughts as me? O:

Sorry. Didn't mean to stir any bad feelings. :C
But... when/if you guys get married, I'm being the flower girl.

Not necessarily.
You would just be genetically identical.


It's fine.
AND LOL.

DOES THIS MEAN I'LL HAVE ASEXUAL CHILDREN?


AND WAIT.
IF YOU BECOME A MOTHER BEFORE YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED I WILL COME AND DEVOUR YOU.
AND YOUR CHILD WILL BE AN ORPHAN.

Yes, technically speaking, you will "give birth" to clones of yourself.
They would either bud from your body, or you'd somehow internally replicate yourself and
split into two identical Morgans.
Ah, the knowledge I receive from AP Biology... .___.

...Morgan, don't talk about things like that. We both have to deal with our lives first.
But I wouldn't dare become a mother before marriage. Like, 99% sure I won't even have sex
before marriage. :|
That 1% is if I make a horrible decision and drink or take drugs. Or some other
complicated shit.

I THOUGHT JAYSON WAS AN ASEXUAL SPONGE.

THAT WAS A JOKE, MORGAN.

YOU'RE THE ASEXUAL SPONGE.

ALL CHILDREN'S HAIR IS BLOND.
AND HE ISN'T ASIAN BECAUSE... BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY PUT MY PICTURE IN BETWEEN THE TWO OF
YOU.
SO HE GOT SOME OF MY GENES.






Like his eyebrows. 
And it's not my fault he's a failure baby! You're the one that gave birth! :B

False. c:

NEVERMINDDD, I got it. It's either 'cause he fucked a cupcake, and transferred that DNA.
Or I had an affair with the milkman...

His eyebrows are like... suntanned on or something.

It is. It is. Because you made it so.

Sparta:

Oh my fucking god.
WHY IS THE BABY'S HAIR SO LIGHT?
Also, the name is Drizzle McFarkleson. Get it right.
ALSO. Kid doesn't look Asian enough. What a failure baby.

GEEBUS, MORGAN. >:|

I've got something for you.
And it's going to make you laugh SO hard.

(:
Prove it.

Please read:

Spy Girl (Story I Will Be
Writing) -- Characters
Spy Girl -- Part 1 -- First
Day of School
Spy Girl -- Part 2 -- Walking
Home
Spy Girl -- Part 3 -- Second
Day
Spy Girl -- Part 4 -- The
Letter
Spy Girl -- Part 5 -- The
Sleepover
Spy Girl -- Part 6 --
Saturday
Spy Girl -- Part 7 --
Sunday
Spy Girl -- Part 8 -- The
Worst Day

Thanks!

I'd rather read Don Quixote de la Mancha, but thanks. (;