1. Poke him
2. Ask him if hes gay
3.Ask him if he's a virgin
4. Black-mail him with a picture of naruto and him kissing
5. Call him an emo
6. Give him hugs
7. Ask him if he enjoyed it when he kissed Naruto
8. Start a rumor about him and Naruto
9. Glomp him
10. Slap him, saying "How could you?! I thought what we had was special!" then storm off
11. Three words. Yaoi Fan Fiction
12. Make a "We HATE Sasuke" club
13. Throw a brick at his face
14. Put laxatives in his food
15. Make him eat sweets
16. Give him a not saying "Dear Sasuke: Please Wear Those Tight Leather Jeans Today. Love: Naruto"
17. Ask him why he has a fishing bobber for his clan symbol
18. When he uses he fireball jutsu scream "Fire!" and throw water on him
19. run after him throwing fake poke' balls at him screaming "SASUKE-MON' IN THE POKE' BALL!!damit!!"
20. poke him until he turns around, then run really fast.
21. when sasukes asleep take alll of his belongings and leave a note saying "if you want to see your belongings ever
agian dress up as tinky-winky and run down main street of kohana screaming the telle tubbies theme song".when he does
tape it and post it online in his main website
22. when hes badly hurt in a inmportant fight go up to him act like you care then say "i got some good news" when he
looks at you say "i just saved money on my car ensureine by switching to geico".