LIFE TIP #1
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
MY NAME IS ASH, AND YES, I'VE GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL.
i don't like a lot of things, but i love a lot. i'm not hardcore like
the rest of you, or straight edge, and i for the most part never make
those fucking pouty faces. i'm honest, but i'm not brutal, at least i
don't think so. my friends and i never make any sense, i get stoned
too often, i drink too much; let's face it i'm an average teen. i'm
sixteen, not sexteen, and i hate growing older. i want to live hard
and die young. like a true lady. women now are just plastic whores and
i am no better therefor the username of my lovely little account is
plasticwhore. it's truth, it's fucking brut@l. i'm not addicted to
vitamin water, actually i fucking hate that shit. arizona ice tea is
not on my favorites list, and the beatles are just another band. there
is no god, get over yourselves. i don't spell it as 'colour' or
'favourite' but my teachers are impressed by it so why not? britney
spears, lady gaga, and beyonce are fucking whores, let's face it. sex
sells kids. mommy and daddy didn't love you enough? well me neither,
get over it. i don't have sympathy for the pathetic so don't even try.
i'm tired of bullshit, tell me the truth for the sake of the
kitten that's hiding in my mom's closet.