I'm the cyber sex queen/king of Kupika. I love a good ol' textual
fuckin'. Please, rape me with your words.
My fantasies include:
Being raped with a long, splintered, blunt end of a shovel.
Having sex with a white donkey in the ocean.
Being bonded by my various appendages, suspended over a pool of
mayonase and being choked with a candy-corn flavored gag.
Being molested by a transvestite hooker wearing a beige dress and
smelling of peppermint and cheap chapstick.
Please, let me live my fantasies through your stimulating text so I
can circle jerk with my small armodillo, Alfred, covered in katchup.
Oh, and my name is J'es Pleese.