"Hey, Richard, been meaning to ask you about that gay pin you keep wearin'. I know
you look girly, but damn."
"... 'Gay...?' My sexual preference is women, Gale."
"Uh, okay. But why do you have that? It's for girls."
"Do you realize we must all have a reason to fight?"
"... Huh?"
"One cannot enter the battlefield without a clear reason as to what they are
fighting for. It is simple logic, Gale. Do you yourself not have a reason?"
"Er, well... I've got my sis back home..."
"Precisely. The reason for which I wield this sword is rabbits."
"... Beg your pardon."
"Rabbits. Oryctolagus cuniculus. A gregarious, social animal often found--"
"I know what they are, damn it!"
"Oh."
"What I'm asking is, is that why you're out here?! Because of rabbits?!"
"They are quite soft and I enjoy petting them. They are also peaceful creatures, and
it is relaxing to spend evenings feeding them blades of grass. By my calculations,
were the enemy to ever take over our home land, they would transform it into cities
much like their own territory instead of the plains we have now. This indicates a
25.932 percent survival rate for the rabbits. It is much too sad to think about, is
it not?"
"..."
"... Is it... is it possible that you do not like rabbits, Gale?"
"... It's possible that you need help."
so I still can't draw.
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