OH JESUS ROFL!
"Dammit, I wish I could hear what they're saying...they're totally flirting, out the
"Emo hair ahoy!"
"Oh you know, rode camels, jumped off Niagra falls, invented a hover car, the
"Do not deny the whippy goodness!!!"
Slone: Cool whip? anyone?
Nathan: Uhhh, ACTUALLY I DON'T LIKE COOL WHIP
Ekain: AND I THINK I'M SUDDENLY ALLERGIC
Slone: OH BULLSHIT
Dad: Watch your language young lady!
"They made out-" Said Slone, extra pleased with herself.
"On Ekain's kitchen counter." Chimed Chelsea.
"They got creative with the Cool Whip." They both said evilly.
"Don't worry, Mommy-Dearest." Chelsea said brightly.
"Yeah, no worries." Slone added.
"They're both still virgins." They said together.
"Not for long..." Slone said under her breath, so only Chelsea could hear. They both
giggled while the rest of them looked at them suspiciously.
"Hey, you lot! Get inside, it's getting dark and you don't know if there's anything
besides the twins that could be stalking you right now!"
"Oh Jesus, they're going skinny dipping, the kinky fags!"
"We'll never let him forget that.
"Good Lord, they don't know when to stop, do they?"
"My bet's that they're gonna loose their virginities here and now."
"Poof!" Whispered Slone.
"Virginity-B-Gone!" chimed Chelsea.
"OHH EKAINN! NATHIE-POO SAVED HIS VIRGINITY FOR YOU!"
"YO, FAGGOTS! UUUUUUUUSE PROTECTION!~"
"We can hang out our window if we bloody well please, thank you! Better be time to
get blinds on those windows of yours, Nathie-Poo!"
"Brother, dear! That's right across from yours! I hope you've still got those condoms
we threw at your window last week!"
OH SHIT LETS SCRAAAM
Jesus I love these two :'D