Unicorns Are Bad Ass
Uploaded: 2 March 2011
Okay, so there was this kid on Tv who said he collected unicorns. And I asked my
brother if his son wanted to collect unicorns, what would he do. And he was like "No
Way In HELL Would I Let My Son Collect Unicorns!!!". And I was like, 'Well if his mom
said it was okay, and he wanted to, it wouldn't be your choice." And he was like,
"Uhm, he's my son, it would too be my choice!!" Levi BoJean (my fat hick brother) is
so stupid it's sad.
So! What would you do if your son wanted to collect unicorns?
[Just for the record! If I was a boy I would totally collect unicorns! And if my son
wanted to that would be awesome!!]
PEOPLE THINK THAT UNICORNS ARE GIRLY GLITTER SPARKLE. BUT IN REALITY. THEY ARE
BLOODTHIRSTY AND QUITE BAD ASS. I MEAN COME ON. IT'S A HORSE WITH A HORN. IT'S GOTTA
HAVE A REASON FOR HAVING THAT HORN RIGHT? SO OBVIOUSLY, THAT REASON IS TO STAB
Unicorns are not for girls! They are for everyone! Unicorns FTW!!!