I love God very mucho.
My sisters & brother mean alot to me.
I LOVE my frans.
Uhm, it's summah? So yayyaayayaaaaaa!
SHHS will be auh-mazing.
& They ain't seen nothin' yet ;-)
Me: Sponge-Bob is a Sponge.
Jaden: Sandy is a squirrel.
Me: Mr. Crab's is a crab.
Jaden: Patrick is a starfish.
Me: Squidward is an.... octopus?
Jaden: I'm pretty sure Squidward is a squid.
Me: I LOVE Fresh Prince.
Claire: Gawsh, me too!
Me: Who doesn't?
Claire: Fresh Prince Haters.....
(Day After Seeing Twilight)
Mom: You need to take a shower.
Me: I just took one.
Mom: OH REALLY? BECAUSE I CAN SMELL YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!
Me: Oh okay, shut up Rosalie.
(@ The dinner table w/ Erin, Allie, Emily, Bailey, & Erin's mom)
Emily: DANG, our teacher is OLD.
Erin: I KNOW, she needs to retire.
Me: I KNOW, she's like 69 years old!
Erin: My mom knows what 69 is.
Bailey: Psht, fail.
Bailey: Oh Calvin, guess what?
Calvin: No, you guess what Bailey.
Calvin: Bailey, there's someone here for you.
Calvin: They're waiting outside! Hurry!
Calvin: It's the SHUT UP BUS. You should get on it & SHUT UP.
Bailey: Hey Calvin, there's someone here for you.
Calvin: Nawh, you can't steal my joke.
Bailey: It's the SHUT UP SCOOTER!
Allie: OH, what what!
Calvin: Psht, Skooooooteeer.
Me: Mmm, it's pronounced Scooter.
Calvin: I'll be right back.
Emily: What is that sound?
Allie: It sounds like he's using the bathroom.
Erin: I bet he's typing.
Bailey: Why would he be typing?
Erin: I bet he's sitting on the computer eating a twinkie with his
superman boxers on.
Calvin: Alright I'm back.
Me: Calvin, are you eating a twinkie?
Calvin: No, I'm eating chips.
Erin: I was close.
Calvin: Close at what?
Me: Are you on the computer?
Calvin: I just got off the computer.
Erin: I WAS CLOSE.
Calvin: AT WHAT?!
Me: Do you have superman boxers?
Calvin: HOLY CRAP YOU'RE STALKING ME.
Megan: What is that?
Me: It's pee.
Jaden: Looks to me like Lemonade.
Me: No, It's Urine. 100% pee.
Jasmine: Keep refrigerated.
Girl: Hi, that was $$$$....
Me: I KNOW YOU! YOU WERE ON MY CHEER TEAM!
Girl: Oh yeah, hi!
Me: She never liked me.
Mom: Well why did you say hi to her?! Now she's going to spit in our
Me: Check it.
Brooke: Like checkers.
Me: That's chess.
Alaina: Guys, I don't know how to break up with him.
Me: Just go to the movies with another guy & make out with him, then
I'll bring Mason & text you when we're coming in. I'll be like, "GUYS,
HE'S COMING IN 5...4...3....2...."
'Mason': OH MY GAWSH! THAT'S A NECK FOR BOTH OF Y'ALL!
Commercial: Lean Cusiane comes with an Asian Sauce.
Me: HOLY CRAP THEY MADE A SAUCE NAMED AFTER JADEN!
Mr. Buchanan: Does anyone know Jackie Chan?
Joel: You mean Jaden?
Mom: Where are you going?
Me: To the corner.
Me: To drink my kool-aid.
Me: I always thought he was an octopus!
Erin: HE IS.
Me: Then why is he called Squidward?
Erin: Because you wouldn't call him octoward... now would you?
Brooke: OMG WTH IS HE!?