this page is full of random yet true things
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i went to the fridge
and i opened the door
and a moth flew in
attracted to the light inside
and it didnt come back out
not even when i went back later
and rustled the goods about
it might be in stasis now...
i was chased by a swan when i was little
but this has prob happened to a lot of kiddies
swans are actually quite big
also a duck bit me once
i like my sandwiches cut diagonally into large triangles
why do kids always bite from the middle outwards
but adults from the edge inwards??
i have eaten sandwiches cut into circles
i eat peanut butter and marmite...
... out of the jar
i like tv themes and movie soundtracks
there are a fair amount in my list
although there is so much else, its hard to tell
so it might not seem like that many
for 3 xmases in a row people i know died
they were our neighbours and old
but still
the cricket started on tv today
i dont really watch it
but when i looked over at the tv
there was this black dude holding like 10 ice creams
the whippy kind, with flakes in them
i just walked past the fridge
and it is making the most strangest noise ever
like it is dying or something
i opened up both the doors but it didnt make any difference
maybe it was from that moth is swallowed...
just watchin flash gordon
and some black dude drove up
driving a black car :/
i once put toilet paper in the toilet
whilst it was still connected to the roll
you would think that when the toilet was flushed
it would get sucked in and unroll
it did NOT
and i was VERY disappointed
once i drank lots of tea
then didnt have any for a while
then i had a cup
and i was up all night
(no in your endo plz)
~fin~
ps your mum says hi!
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