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If you haven't loved you haven't lived. Stay open, Who knows. Lightning could strike.
Look behind you a three headed monkey!!
No gracias, soy alergico a la crustaceous
Multiply it by infinity, and take it to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm
talking about.
Everyone wants to be found.
It is amazing how one sentence, nay one word, can change everything.
Whether it is a grain of sand or a rock, in water they both sink alike.
Like the gazelle from the hand of the hunter, like the bird from the hand of the fowler, free yourself.
Because it is so clear it takes a long time to realise it. If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal
was cooked a long time ago.
The universe is vast and we are so small. There is really only one thing we can ever truly control. Whether we are good
or evil.
To Sleep, Perchance, To Dream
What you get when you love someone is greater than what you risk
thx? thx?
I assume you are thanking us. Never can tell if that is the point or if this is some promotional for Theatrical Digital
Sound.
If you're a lesbian, why are you turning me on?
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
Fuck you, I've been to the moon!
MY PEN IS HUGE
whatever, talk to the gripping appendage
you know i promised myself i'd get drunk this morning but i didn't, and now i'm paying for it.
This has to be the work of... . . . FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Fryin'tology - Find out why we are here. Learn about the meaning of life and love. Eat delicious, golden brown French
Fries.
Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, do you wanna trade cards, damn right! I wanna trade cards!
Mr. Darwin, you may indeed believe that we came from monkeys. . . but dare you disbelieve in. . . MAGIC?!
You can't do magic... . . . WITH NUCLEAR ARMS
do you want whirled peas? give peas a chance!
In 3010, the potatoes triumphed.
your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
Need a lil' Baby Gravy for your Chest Potatoes?
A dinosaur asked "Who's Jesus" to which jesus replied "there are NO dinosaurs"
"There's no smoke without fire" "Oh really? what about smoke machines"
men look at breasts the way women look at babies, "Aww isn't that lovely"
if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.
Do this for me or I'll set my hair on fire and start punching myself in the face
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