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Two little boys go into the grocery store. A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: Jokes

Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine years old and the other one is four years old.
The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine-year-old replies "Nope, not for my mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?"
The nine year old says, "They're for my four year old little brother."
The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?"

The nine year old explains:
"Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.
I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
The wife gently interrupts him.
"Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy.
The wife mutters under her breath:
"Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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