Fear Teh Randomness
(hey y’all its me again and welcome to MY MOST RANDOM FIC EVER!!! YAY RANDOMNESS!! sorry bout all the rst but this
takes up loads of room, so i moved the to another page Note : in this fic me, Neji, and Gaara live in the same house
note: Robert=me
hollie=momo09
laura=jadenyuki
Danni=dan_09)
Robert: Neji uses GIRLY shampoo!
Neji: I do NOT!!
Robert: then why do you smell like strawberries? ^.^
Neji: umm...I...
Robert: aha i knew it!!*.*
Neji: that proves nothing!!!
Robert: suuuure ^-^
Neji: where are you going with all of this? -.-
Robert: into RANDOMNESS! @.@
Neji: i'm gonna leave before you blow something up
Robert: muahahahahahahahaha *blows up sasuke's house*
Sasuke: AH you psycho why'd you blow up my house!!!!!!!
Robert: because you're an emo freak
Sasuke: Hey you're a freak too
Robert: yeah but i don't go around saying oh i'm an avenger i'm gonna kill my brother blah blah blah, I mean come on
that happened like what six years ago, GET OVER IT
Sasuke: well....
Robert: exactly *walks away*
Sasuke: hey this isn't over get back here!!!
Robert: I don't have time to argue with an emo noodle, I have a busy schedule of RANDOMNESS -.-
Neji: Don't you think that was kind of harsh?
Robert: hey I could've blown it up while he was still in there
Neji: remind me never to get on your bad side
Robert: *^-^*
Gaara: hey guys
Neji: hey Gaara
Robert: hi *starts setting up explosives on sakura's house*
Gaara: isn't sakura still in there?
Robert: your point? -.-
Neji: come on
Robert: fine *gets out mega phone* evacuate the house emedietly or suffer the consequences
Sakura: what consequences?
Robert: these consequences *blows up sakura's house*
Neji: WTF, why'd you warn her if you were just gonna blow it up any way !?!
Robert: she could've evacuated the house but she chose to ask questions instead
Gaara: he has a point
Neji: he has no point he's just doing things randomly!!! 0.o
Robert: chill out neji before you start foaming at the mouth
Neji: i'm gonna need some serious therapy after this
Robert: *puts hand on neji's shoulder* Neji...you've always needed therapy
Gaara: yeah you need help with the whole destiny thing
Neji: somebody shoot me
Robert: *takes out machine gun* if you really meant it i'll do it
Neji: um...nevermind O.O
Robert: thought so *puts machine gun away*
Gaara: you can always count on him to have something like that for something like this
Robert: I love being RANDOM ^.^
Neji: i'm starting to get a headache
Robert: here *gives him aspirin*
Gaara: i'm bored
Robert: hey Gaara roll over
Gaara: excuse me?
Robert: roll over
Gaara: NO!!
Robert: will you do it for a....COOKIE *takes out cookie the size of his head
Gaara: ummm...I...
Robert: it's chocolate chip
Gaara: *rolls over*
Robert: play dead
Gaara: *plays dead*
Robert: good boy ^-^ *gives Gaara the cookie*
Gaara: i'll do the tricks but don't call me good boy -.-'
Neji: man I can't believe how far you'll go for a cookie
Gaara: fyi this cookie is the size of my head
Neji: whatever
Robert: what to blow up next @.@ so many things to blow up so little time
Neji: sometimes you scare me
Robert: I know, oh I can blow up Ino's house
Gaara: good idea
Neji: bad idea
Robert: why
Neji: you can't just go around blowing up people's houses
Robert: who says
Neji: if I answer that will you blow up my house?
Robert: there's a distinct possibility
Neji: then nevermind
Gaara: kind of hard to win an argument with him without getting your house blown up isn't it
Neji: yeah, why can't you be normal
Robert: if I was normal that wouldn't be any fun now would it
Gaara: again he has a good point
Neji: again no he doesn't
Robert: hm, oh i'll put a small explosive in naruto's ramen and bam right in his face
Gaara: can I help?
Robert: sure
Neji: sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you guys
Robert: cause deep down you love us
Neji: uh, no -.-'
Gaara: then why do you hang out with us
Neji: eh I got nothin better to do with my life
Robert: good enough, you can help
Neji: I know i'll regret this but ok
Robert: hey naruto
Naruto: hi Robert
Robert: whatcha got there?
Naruto: ramen, want some?
Robert: no thanks, but I was wondering...
Gaara: *puts the small explosive while Naruto is talking to Robert. Oh and incase you're wondering when Neji helps he
doesn't he's just gonna watch (stupid Neji -.-)*
Robert: well i'm gonna go, bye Naruto ^^
Naruto: bye *gets back to eating his ramen but then it explodes in his face*
Gaara: yay it worked ^.^
Robert: sorry Naruto but you were easy pray *starts laughing with Gaara*
Naruto: Damn I should've expected that on RANDOM THURSDAY
Neji: are you guys quite finished here i'm bored
Robert: fine, see ya later Naruto
Gaara: I want to blow up more stuff
Robert: easy there Gaara you don't want to get addicted on your first run
(The Next Day)
Robert: *is cooking something in his kitchen*
Neji: whatcha makin' it smells good *reaches out his hand*
Robert: *smacks Neji's hand with wooden spoon*
Neji: ow, what was that for ?
Robert: no touchy the food
Neji: whatever (coughs) nutcase
Robert: what'd you say ballerina boy? *takes out bazooka... thingy*
Neji: For the last time i'm not a ballerina!!
Robert: sure and I "don't" have pictures of you in a tutu
Neji: Naruto made me do it!!!!!
Robert: oh yeah and Naruto made you dance around with Hinata
Neji: you-I... gah just- THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!!!*stomps out of room*
Robert: dramaqueen
Gaara: *walks into kitchen* did you get Neji pissed off again?
Robert: it gets pretty boring when he's so easy to piss off
Neji: I heard that!!!
Robert: shudap ya stupid ballerina!!!!!!!!
Gaara: I take it that you're not a morning person o_o
Robert: sorry to go off like that but neji is such a DRAMAQUEEN. . . (sigh) i'm gonna go and glue kakashis' hands to
his book
Gaara: well good luck with that
(Later)
Kiba: OMFG!!!!!!!
Robert: why are you screaming?
Kiba: look at Akamaru! 0_o
Akamaru: *is breakdancing and singing*
Robert: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! O.O
Naruto: It's the friggin apacolypse!!!!!!!!!*starts running around in circles*
Neji: WTF is going on!?!
Robert: *starts babbling like a moron*
Neji: . . . . er wha'? 0.o
Kiba: Akamaru is friggin breakdancing and singing!!!!!! @.@
Neji: . . . . . .eh . . . IS THE WHOLE F*CKIN WORLD GOING INSANE?????????!!!!
Naruto: we're all gonna die!! *starts crying*
Neji: Get a hold of yourself ! *slaps Naruto then takes Roberts' machine gun and points it at Akamaru*
Robert: and what exactly do you think you're gonna do with that !?!
Kiba: are you gonna shoot Akamaru with that !?! O_O
Neji: yep
Kiba and Robert: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!*they both jump on Neji and make him miss and shoot Ino*
Ino: X_X
Neji: great you made me miss
Robert : Neji there's no way in hell that i'm letting you shoot Akamaru!!!!*picks Neji up by the shirt and starts
shaking him*
Kiba: don't ever try to ever again!!!
Neji: you guys were just freaking out about him a few seconds ago and now you're protecting him!!!!!!!!
Robert: he's still the most funny dog on the planet and the only reason I hang out with Kiba!!!!!!!!!!
Kiba: YEAH. . . wha ?
Robert: um. . . forget that last thing I said -_-'
Neji: wierdos
Robert: *tackles Neji and starts pulling his hair*
Neji: Let go you little brat!!!!
Robert: fine *cuts Nejis' hair off with a kunai*
Neji: . . . . WTF DID YOU DO!!!!. . . . .you cut off my beautiful hair!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!*runs away crying*
Kiba: O_O. . . I think you went a little too far
Naruto: a little? He was crying, he went way too far
Robert: GREAT now I feel bad
Kiba: well you made him cry, you should feel bad
Robert: well now i've got to apologize
Naruto: you should
Robert: FINE!
Kiba and Naruto: FINE!
Robert: *goes to find Neji*
Kiba: WTF just happened? 0.o
Naruto: I have no idea O_O
(With Neji and Robert)
Robert: BALLERINA BOY WHERE ARE YOU. . .I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!
Neji: i'll accept your apology if you stop callin me ballerina boy
Robert: listen. . . I am really sorry. I guess we just push each other over the edge sometimes, and. . . I went too
far. I am so sorry
Neji: well i'll let you off easy this time but you're gonna have to make it up to me, big time
Robert: I soo don't like the sound of that : (
Neji: you can start off by learning Inos' hair growth jutsus and growing my hair back
Robert: I knew I wouldn't like this *so as the story goes Neji made Robert walk around in a dog suit and he had to
caiter to his every wish for a week (which meant no randomness T_T)*
(after Robert paid Neji back)
Robert: you are sooo lucky I made you cry otherwise i'd strangle you
Gaara: you made him cry? 0_o
Neji: well he cut off my beautiful long hair
Gaara: uuh. . . no comment -.-'
Robert: well now i've paid you back which means. . . .
Gaara and Robert: RANDOMNESS!!!!! ^o^
Robert: muahahahahahahahahahaha *gets machine gun and explosives*
Gaara: yay! ^.^
Neji: dear god, no -_-'
Robert: @.@ *goes to the forest and starts randomly blowing up and shooting trees (surprisingly he didn't start a
forest fire. I know it's illogical but this is my story so STFU)*
Gaara: hooray he's defying the laws of physics
Neji: You people are insane! Can I leave now? (NO follow the three S's Sit down, Shutup, And Stay that way!)
Robert: on to Ten Ten's house!!!!!!! ^.^
Neji: Screw this i'm gonna take a nap *leaves*
Robert: what's up with him?
Gaara: who knows
Robert: *goes to Ten Tens' house and blows it up while she's in there* HA, take that you pink wearing, Neji loving,
prep!!!
Gaara: score one for the freaks. . .
Sasuke: YAY!
Gaara: . . . except for sasuke
Sasuke: aw man
Robert: to Hinatas' house
Gaara: what did she ever do to you?
Robert: she's a spineless jellyfish and she completely doesn't aprecciate any support from anyone unless it's Naruto!
Gaara: um. . . ok that's good enough
Robert: for this i'll use rainbow gun powder
Gaara: why rainbow?
Robert: when it blows up, the explosion is rainbow coler
Gaara: well that makes as much sence as anything else you do around here
Hinata: n-no please don't blow my house up
Robert: too late *blows Hinatas' house up and the explosion was rainbow coler * told you it'd be rainbow
Gaara: ok soo. . . I owe you 5 bucks, right
Robert: yep now GIMME
Gaara: gimme gimme never gets
Robert: *gets bazooka and points it at Gaara* excuse me?
Gaara: ok ok here's your effin money
Hinata: *starts crying*
Robert: what's wrong with her?
Neji: you made her cry
Gaara: hi neji
Robert: I made her cry?
Neji: well yeah
Robert: . . . . SCREW THIS, HERE GAARA!!! *gives him his machine gun*
Gaara: cool!!!
Neji: you guys are hopeless
Robert: I HATE YOU ALL I'M MOVING TO IWA (the rock country where die-die is from) AND NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!
Gaara: come on Robert don't be that way
Neji: don't be a baby. Just because you made Hinata cry doesn't mean you have to move
Robert: yes it does
Gaara: no it doesn't
Robert: i'm leaving and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Neji: you'll never see. . . . AKAMARU again
Robert: ... ... ... ... ... fine i'll stay for Akamaru *takes a step and accidentally squashes one of Jiraiya’s
frogs*
Jiraiya: . . . . . O_O y-you stepped on my frog
Robert: IT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT I SWEAR!!!!!!!!! *starts hugging Jiraiyas' leg and crying*
Neji: why didn't he do that when he cut off my hair? T_T
Gaara: cause you are mean to him
Robert: i'm sorry Jiraiya i'll be more careful where I step next time!!!
Jiraiya: well it's your first time so i'll let you off easy
Robert: i'll do anything to make it up to you Jiraiya
Jiraiya: ok, you can treat me to dinner
*Robert walks away with Jiraiya then Kankuro runs up to Gaara*
Kankuro: GAARA!!!
Gaara: what is it this time Kankuro? -_-'
Kankuro: TEMARI COOKED CHICKEN TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!O_O
Gaara: . . . . . 0_o. . . RUN!!!
Neji: what?
Gaara: RUN!!!!! *runs away with Kankuro*
Neji: WTF *starts to go after Gaara and Kankuro then sees an evil chicken*HOLY SHIT!!!!
Evil Chicken: what's with you?
Neji: . . . . . SAVE ME!!!!!! *runs away*
(The Next Day)
Robert: ok take a deep breath and tell me what happened
Neji: there was a f*ckin evil chicken
Kankuro: I told Temari to order a pizza but noo she just had to try out a new chicken recipe and look what happened!
Gaara: last time she cooked. . . well let's just say it wasn't pretty T_T
Robert: guys I told you to call me if Temari ever tried to cook again
Kankuro: she cut the telephone wires so I couldn't order a pizza
Neji: your sister is scary
Gaara: the only thing scarier than Temari is the stuff she cooks
Robert: *sighs* looks like i'll have to deal with this the random way *gets bazooka and 12-20 rocket launcher*
Gaara: yay, randomness to the rescue
Neji: yeah i'll just be in the emergency under-ground shelter
Kankuro: right behind ya
Gaara: I guess I can always watch from the moniter in the under-ground shelter 'where it's safer'
*so Neji gets everybody that Robert didn't blow up and takes them to the emergency shelter to watch Robert defeat the
evil chicken that Temari made*
Robert: oh evil chicken where are you?!
Evil Chicken: I prefer good challenged chicken
Robert: I don't care if you prefer Mary-Sue i'm gonna blow you up and there's nothing you can do about it *shoots
bazooka, 12-20, and machine gun at the chicken all at the same time*DIE YOU STUPID CHICKEN!!!!!!!!
(in the shelter)
Neji: wow he didn't cause half as much destruction as I thought he would
Sasuke: I thought he'd burn the village to the ground
Naruto: he blew up the book store
Gaara: I think he did that on purpose
(outside)
Robert: he shoots he scores ^o^
Evil Chicken: actually no he don't
Robert: WTF! why aren't you dead!?!
Evil Chicken: I don't know
Robert: well take this!!!!!! *throws kunai and other various sharp objects, also a grenade at evil chicken*
Evil Chicken: ouch that really hurt
Robert: I give up
(in the shelter)
Kankuro: we're doomed *cries*
Sasuke: you are such a cry baby Kankuro
Naruto: at least he doesn't cut his wrist when he's upset. . . EMO BOY
Sasuke: you're mean *starts cutting his wrist*
Neji: DAMNIT SASUKE PUT THAT DAMNED KNIFE AWAY!!!!
Sasuke; -sniffsniff- fine
(outside)
Robert: i'm gonna order a pizza
Evil Chicken: *melts*
Robert: WTF 0_o
(in the shelter)
Neji: er. . . what the hell just happened?!
Kankuro: I think ordering a pizza was it's weakness
Naruto: what a random weakness
*Robert walks into shelter*
Gaara: YAY! Robert defeated the evil chicken
Robert: hey guys *hi-5s Gaara*
Sasuke: don't I get a hi-5? T_T
Robert: *sighs* fine *gives him a hi-5*
Sasuke: yay I have love
Robert: HELL NO!!! *walks away*
Kiba: Robert, Akamaru needs love too
Robert: AKAMARU!!! ^o^ *hugs Akamaru*
Gaara: Robert I need more hi-5s
Neji: WILL ALL OF YOU STOP!!!!!!!!! sheesh stop asking for hi-5s you dimwits
Robert: i've got a better idea GROUP HUG!!! *hugs everyone*
Neji: you do realize how much I hate you at this point
Robert: stop being so grumpy Neji
(the next day)
Robert: PUT ON THE DRESS!!!!!!!!
Orochimaru: No!
Robert: why noot, you'd make a great girl
Orochimaru: what's in it for me?
Robert: hm. . . . i'll give you. . . SAI!
Orochimaru: DEAL! *puts on dress*
Robert: see you look great! ^.^
Orochimaru: yeah, yeah, now where's Sai?
Robert: over there *points to Sai tied to a pole*
Sai: Robert you betrayed me!
Robert: SHUTUP! we never trusted each other damnit!
Sai: oh. . .yeah, well you told me were going for ice cream
Robert: eh Orochimaru will give you ice cream
Orochimaru: come along Sai *drags Sai away*
Sai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Robert: well that takes care of my Sai problem
Gaara: hey Robert
Robert: hi
Gaara: was that Orochimaru?
Robert: maaaybe
Gaara: what was he doing here?
Robert: I made a deal with him if he put on a dress i'd give him Sai
Gaara: oh. . . .well at least Sai is gone. To bad we didn't get a picture of Orochimaru in that dress
Robert: who said we didn't? *takes out picture of Orochimaru in the dress*
Gaara: Robert
Robert: yeah
Gaara: you are a. . . GENIUS, let's put this on the internet
Robert: YAY! TO THE INTERNET!!!
*they go home and post the picture of Orochimaru in dress on the internet*
Gaara: wait until the world gets a load of this
Robert: we're evil
Gaara: I know, isn't it great?!
Neji: what are you guys doing?
Robert: putting a picture of Orochimaru in a dress on the internet
Neji: how'd you get a picture of that?
Gaara: let's just say you won't be seeing Sai for a very, very long time
Neji: oh. . . ok. But you do realize that he will be inredibley pissed when he sees this, don't you?
Robert: oh you're right hm. . . aha! *calls somebody on the phone*
(the conversation)
person: hello
Robert: hey!
Person: oh hi Robert, is that you?
Robert: yeah I need you to do me a favor
Person: anything for you m8
Robert: well can you come over and be my body-guard?
Person: sure, i'll be right over *hangs up*
(end conversation)
Neji: who was that?
Robert: you'll see
Gaara: yay, I love surprises *someone knocks on the door*
Robert: i'll get it! *runs to door and opens it to Itachi*
Itachi: hey did someone call for a body-guard?
Robert: ITACHI!!!!!!! *Hi-5s him*
Itachi: hey Robert how's it goin'
Robert: great, well except for one little thing
Itachi: what is it?
Robert: I took a picture of Orochimaru in a dress and put on the internet but if he sees it then he'll get mad and try
to kill me so I needed you to come and be my body-guard
Neji: WAIT, just hold on a sec we're gonna have an S-rank criminal staying at our house?!
Robert: yeah. . . pretty much
Gaara: well as long as he doesn't go on a killing spree. . . that's my job
Neji: you people are insane there-fore I am going to be staying at a motel if you need me
Robert: . . . he confuses me
Gaara: you aren't the only one
Itachi: soo. . . then i'll just be taking his room *goes into Neji's room and throws out all of his stuff*
Neji: see'ya *takes his stuff and leaves*
Robert: come back and visit Ballerina-boy
Gaara: they grow up so fast
Neji: STFU!!!! *throws a rock at Robert's head*
Robert: ouch, you're mean *rubs head*
Gaara: sheesh -coughs- drama queen
Itachi: i'm hungry let's go out for some pizza
Gaara: and cookies?
Itachi: eh, why not?
Robert: YAY FOR ITACHI!!!
*they all go out for pizza and unfortunatley run into Sasuke*
Robert: oh dear Kami-sama why me T_T
Sasuke: *looks at Itachi* O_O . . . .
Gaara: um maybe we should just. . . RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!
*they dissapear*
Sasuke: DAMN where'd they go!?!
(behind the tree)
Robert: that was close
Gaara: maybe it wasn't the best idea to go out for pizza next time let's order
Itachi: why are we hiding from my foolish little brother
Robert: he might not be able to beat you by physical force but-
Gaara: his avenger speech alone can make you die of boredom
Itachi: good point
Robert: let's try and get home without him noticing us
Gaara: why don't we just teleport home?
Itachi: ok*dissapears*
Robert: hey wait for us! *dissapears with Gaara but then comes back* I just have to do this *blows up art museum then
dissapears again*
(at the house)
Gaara: why'd you go back?
Robert: I just HAD to blow up the art museum it lacks randomness
Gaara: ok, wait were people in there?
Robert: anyone who spends their weekend at the art museum deserved to die
Gaara: you have a point there
Itachi: -/_-' you and Deidiera would get along great
Robert: you mean that freaky thing that killed Gaara?
Itachi: why'd you call Deidiera a thing
Robert: I can't figure out if it's a boy or a girl
Itachi: he's a guy
Gaara: that's a shocker
Robert: anyways, i'd get along with him because he killed Gaara
Gaara: WHAT?!!!
Robert: kidding
Itachi: riiight ^/-^
(the next day)
*Robert puts sugar in Sasuke's cofee then sneaks away*
Gaara: Robert what did you do
Robert: shh, I put sugar in Sasuke's coffee I want to see him on a sugar rush
-to be continued-
Fear Teh Randomness part 2
(last time Robert put sugar in Sasuke's coffe let's see what happens)
Gaara: I don't think that's such a good idea
Robert: too late he already drank it
Sasuke: O.O *dissapears*
Robert: where the hell did he go?
Sasuke: HI GUYS!!!
Robert: HOLY SHIT!!! *jumps in Gaara's arms*
Gaara: where'd you come from?
Sasuke: Idon'tknowIwasjjustdrinkingmycoffeandthenIjus tgotthissuddenburstofenergyandstartedrun ningandIspottedyouguys
Robert: maybe you were right about this not being a good idea
Sasuke: heyyoudoknowthatyou'restillinhisarmsright?
Robert: oh sorry Gaara *gets out of his arms*
Sasuke: anywaysyouknowIwantedtoaskyouaboutyester daycauseIthoughtIsawyouwithmybrother
Gaara: oh yeah about that you see that was just Neji transformed into Itachi
Sasuke: ohokwelljustaslongasitwasn'ttherealthingcausetheni'dbereallypissed
Robert: um how long do you think you're gonna be like this?
Sasuke: Idon'tknowthelasttimeIwaslikethisittookaweekt owearoff
Gaara: dear Kami-sama no
Robert: I have just unleashed an unspeakable annoyance onto the world
Sasuke: heylet'sgodosomethingi'vegottonsofenergytoburn
Gaara: well actually we're late for that thing at the place yeah so. . . bye *takes Robert and runs away*
Robert: what have I done
Gaara: I told you it was a bad idea
Robert: YOU KNOW THAT I'M BAD WITH AUTHORITY!!!!!!!!! except with Tsunade
Gaara: I think we should spend the week in Suna
Robert: great idea, let's go and get Itachi
Gaara: what about the others?
Robert: at times like this it's every ninja for themselves. . . . except Akamaru, we'll bring him to *get's Itachi,
steals Akamaru, and then they all leave for Suna*
(one week later, bringing with them Hollie, Laura, and Danni, who hey met in sauna on a trip)
Naruto: thank Kami-sama he fell asleep
Robert: what happened?
Naruto: all week he's been calling me at night and complaining that he was bored and wanted me to play with him I had
to unplug my phone and lock my windows so he wouldn't sneak into my house
Gaara: so he finally fell asleep?
Naruto: yeah, and whenever we went to training he ran super fast and beat whoever he sparred with
Robert: did he hurt anyone?
Naruto: no but he gave Shikamaru an overload because he was talking so damn fast
Gaara: Shikamaru was probably just too lazy to process the words -_-'
Naruto: eh, pretty much
(when Sasuke wakes up)
Sasuke: -yawn- what happened
Robert: you had a sugar rush
Sasuke: . . . . oh fuck not again!
Naruto: do you have any idea how incredibly annoying you were?
Sasuke: don't rub it in baka
Robert: well at least it's over
Naruto: you're only saying that cause you were in Suna while he was having his sugar rush
Gaara: what, you expect us to stay here while Sasuke goes all psycho on your asses?
Robert: come on guys just calm down
Naruto: whatever, but Sasuke I swear if you ever go on another sugar rush i'll kill you before it's over
Sasuke: it's not my fault that my body doesn't respond well to sugar!
Robert: if you ate more sugar maybe you would react better
Sasuke: but sweets are gross
Gaara: ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN!!!!!?!!!
Sasuke: what?
Robert: YOU DON'T LIKE COOKIES!?!
Sasuke: . . . .er. . . no
Robert and Gaara: WHAT!!!!?!!
Sasuke: no I don't like cookies
Robert: WTF!!!!!!
Gaara: OMFG *both slap Sasuke*
Sasuke: ow, what the hell was that for!?!
Robert: you are insane
Gaara: there is no way that you are human no regular human doesn't like cookies
Sasuke: I just don't like anything sweet
Robert: . . . . . wierdo *walks away with Gaara*
Naruto: um. . . -sweat drops- teme you are so wierd
Sasuke: like you're one to be talking dobe. seriously ORANGE!?!
Naruto: what's wrong with orange?
Sasuke: hm, let's see you're a ninja and ninjas are supposed to lurk in the shadows, and orange is only THE BRIGHTEST
FRIGGIN COLER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: hey at least I don't have bubblegum hair
Sasuke: . . . .ok you got me there *Sakura runs up(WTF isn't she supposed to be dead 0_o)*
Sakura: hi Sasuke
Naruto: didn't Robert kill you? O_O
Sakura: your point?
Sasuke: -sweatdrop- what the hell do you want?
Sakura: . . . . will you go out with me pleaaase?
Sasuke: if you promise to actually obey the restraining I put on you then I will
Sakura and Naruto: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!?!!!
Sasuke: only if you leave me alone afterwards
Sakura: oh Sasuke i'm soo~ happy
Naruto: -killer aura- so you're seriously gonna take her out?
Sasuke: she's never gonna bug me again if I do
Robert: *runs up to them* just one real quick thing *shoots Sakura with machine gun* ok bye *runs off*
Sakura: X_X
Naruto: -thinks- thank Kami for Robert
Sasuke: well I guess Robert just cancelled tha date *doing happy dance inside (cause Uchiha Sasuke would never do a
happy dance in public)*
Sasuke: -thinks- I can't take it anymore! *ravishes Naruto*
Gaara: AH, MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!!
Robert: HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: gah don't watch Robert!!! *covers his eyes then both run away with mental scarring*
(the next day)
Itachi: poor little Robert
Robert: oh Kami the mental image is stuck!
Gaara: -twitch- *someone knocks on door and Itachi answers it to Neji*
Robert: Neji! *glomps him* oh Neji it was horrible!!!
Neji: what happened to you
Itachi: they saw my little brother ravish Naruto
Neji: ew
Gaara: well you didn't actually have to see it
Neji: please stop I don't want the image to get stuck, and can you please get off of me Robert!!
Robert: -whimper- *hugs Itachi* Itachi he's being mean while i'm still recovering from my traumazation
Itachi: *activates his mangekyou sharingan on Neji* 72 hours of torture begins now
Neji: DAMNIT!!!
Robert: thank you
Itachi: anything for you m8
Gaara: as long as we stay far away from Sasuke and Naruto I think we'll be fine
Itachi: hey Robert did you give Akamaru back to Kiba?
Robert: -sweatdrop- er. . . i'll be right back *runs out door with Akamaru*
(later)
Robert: I am so boooored
Gaara: ditto
Itachi: oh man isn't there anything to do
*Kakashi pops up*
Robert: what do you want?
Kakashi: nooooothing
Robert: I see
Kakashi: no, no you don't *takes out Sasuke doll* NOW YOU DO!!!!
Robert and Gaara: WTF IS THAT!!!!!!
Kakashi: i'll show you ^-^ *turns on TV*
TV: hey kids tired of being BORED? *kids nod* NO PROBLEM, with the new TICKLE ME EMO!
Robert: i've seen enough *turns off TV*
Kakashi: but it was just getting good
Robert: leave us the fuck alone you weirdo
Kakashi: I have a feeling i'm not wanted -sniff-
Gaara: you aren't so leave
Kakashi: fine -sniff- *leaves*
Robert: that was just too damn wierd
Itachi: now back to boredom *lays down*
*someone knocks on door*
Robert: COME IN!!!!!!
Shikamaru: so troublesome
Danni: SHIKA!!!!!!!! *hugs him*
(didn’t I mention that the others were in the other room unpacking? no? well now u know)
Shikamaru: I was bored so as troublesome as it was I came here to hang out with you guys
Gaara: we were bored too there is practically nothing to do today
Shikamaru: what a drag, let's go to the park
Robert: great idea Shika!
Itachi: ok
*when they go to the park Orochimaru shows up surounded in a killer aura*
Robert: eh, oh h-hi Orochi
Orochimaru: don't you Orochi me you little brat I saw that picture of me on the internet!!!!!!!!!
Robert: oh shit
Orochimaru: do you know how hard it is for people to take you seriously when they've seen you in a dress!?!
Hollie: i'm w-wearing a d-dress
Orochimaru: you're a damned girl!!!!!!
Robert: ah, don't hurt me!!!
Orochimaru: don't worry i'm not gonna hurt you. . . .
Robert: really?
Orochimaru: . . . i'm gonna KILL YOU!!!
Everyone: HOLY CRAP!!!
Itachi: ahem, body-guard here
Orochimaru: Itachi? you're they’re body-guard?
Itachi: yes, and anything you threaten to do to them i'll do ten times worst to you. . .
to be continued (again)
Fear The Randomness Part 3
(last time Itachi, Robert, Shikamaru, Gaara, Hollie, Danni, and Laura ran into Orochimaru at the park let's see the
results)
Orochimaru: come now Itachi why would you want to protect them?
Itachi: well frankly. . . . that's NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!
Shikamaru: this is becoming troublesome
Danni: you're not gonna leave are you? *does puppy dog eyes*
Shikamaru: no, no of course not -thinks- damn those kawaii puppy dog eyes
Gaara: *takes out popcorn* this is gonna be good *eats some popcorn*
Everyone except Shika and Gaara: hey gimme some of that! *takes some popcorn*
Shikamaru: what a drag *eats popcorn too*
*(so Itachi and Orochimaru fought, it actually added some excitement-)*
Robert: holy shit Itachi just bitch slapped Orochimaru!
Gaara: OMFG isn't biting fighting dirty
Shikamaru: so is bitch slapping
*(ahem I wasn't finished)*
Danni: -sweatdrop- erm. . . sorry
*(now as I was saying-)*
Gaara: oh man that had to hurt
Shikamaru: I bet you 5 bucks that Orochimaru will kick Itachi in the -censored- next
Gaara: you're on
*(EXCUSE ME!!!!!!)*
Shikamaru: oh right sorry
Laura: oh god!!!. . . . well Gaara you owe Shika 5 bucks
Gaara: damn *gives Shikamaru 5 dollars*
Shikamaru: sweet, well not for Itachi but at least I got money
Hollie: Orochimaru you cheater!!!!!!!!
*(SCREW IT!!!!)*
Gaara: I think he's mad
Robert: never mind that look *Itachi has Robert's machine gun*
Shikamaru: that is so unfair
Gaara: *takes picture of Orochimaru* it's unfair but look at the look on Orochimaru's face, priceless
Robert: *starts laughing* oh god this one is so going on the internet
Shikamaru: oh man for once this day isn't troublesome *bursts out laughing*
Gaara: man I wish I had my video camera
Robert: don't worry i've been taping this the entire time
Shikamaru: and I thought I was the genius!
Gaara: how much do you think we could sell this for
Shikamaru: probably a lot- HOLY!!!!
Gaara: OMFG!!!!
Danni: dear god who knew a spork was a deadly weapon
Laura: I will never look at sporks the same way again
Hollie: eep Itachi watch out!!!
Gaara: that was too close for comfort
Robert: where the hell did Orochimaru get that rabid chinchilla?!!!!
(several hours later)
Shikamaru: *asleep*
Robert: *hi-5ing Itachi*
Gaara: *poking Orochimaru with a stick*
Orochimaru: X_X
Itachi: well looks like my work here is done
Laura: na, does that mean you're gonna go back to Akatsuki?
Itachi: 'fraid so
Danni: aw, but I want you to stay here
*Kakuzu walks up*
Kakuzu: hurry up Itachi time is money
Itachi: -sigh- look a penny
Kakuzu: WHERE!!! *starts looking for penny on the ground*
Itachi: lol that never gets old. bye Robert *grabs Kakuzu and drags him away*
Kakuzu: but the penny!!!
Gaara: *pokes Shikamaru with stick* Shikamaru is you's dead?
Shikamaru: mmfgh
Robert: Shika wake up
Shikamaru: too troublesome
Hollie: Shika-kun wanna play the hug game with me?
Shikamaru: *eyes snap open* um. . . I -blush-
Gaara: WTF!?! you only woke up for that!
(the next day)
Robert: nice to have you back Neji
Neji: I only came back because you guys would destroy everything if I didn't
Danni: *glomps him* oh come on Neji you know you love us
Neji: let go of me, you're lucky i'm still talking to you after the Mangekyou incident
Laura: we’re sorry Neji
Neji: whatever, now let go of me!
(to be continued)
Fear The Randomness FINAL PART!!LOL
(last time Itachi killed Orochimaru and now Danni is glomping Neji)
Danni: fine *let's Neji go*
*someone knocks on door*
Gaara: come in *Lee bursts through door*
Lee: hello my youthful friends and rival!
Robert: oh hi Lee
Lee: I am here to invite you to a special celebration
Gaara: what is it?
Lee: it's the annual youth festival!!! (nya, don't spork me!)
Laura: annual youth festival?
Neji: I didn't even know there was such a thing
Lee: Gai-sensei finally convinced Tsunade to make it oficial (sp?)
Robert: -sarcasm- oh joy
Lee: yosh!
Gaara: is it manditory?
Lee: quite
Neji: shit -_-'
(one hour later)
Naruto: oh hi Robert
Robert: *has flashback then goes into fetal position*
Naruto: um. . . Robert? hey Gaara!
Gaara: *goes into fetal position with Robert*
Neji: you guys ok? *pokes them with stick*
*Shikamaru walks over*
Shikamaru: man this whole thing is such a drag
Danni: *Appears out of nowhere* SHIKA!!!! *glomps him* (she's way too glompy)
Shikamaru: hey Danni
Danni: Shika make Naruto go away
Shikamaru: Naruto, go away
Naruto: -sniff- you people are so mean *runs to Sasuke*
Neji: o. . .k
*Gai gets up on the stage*
Gai: hello all youthful spirits and welcome to the first ever annual(sp?) youth festival!!!!!
*cricket chirp*
Gai: now it's time to kick off this celebration with an endless, pointless, youth speech
*starts his speech on the wonders of youth and youthful fires, bleh so on and so forth*
Robert: *raises his hand*
Gai: the one in the back, what is your question?
Robert: I was just going to inform you of something youthful I just thought of
Gai: and what would that be?
Robert: . . . jumping off a cliff
Gai: I'M ON IT!!!!! *goes and jumps off a cliff*
Lee: way to show the youth Gai-sensei!!!! *strikes nice-guy pose and starts sparkling youth*
Everyone except Lee: -sweatdrop-
Shikamaru: thank god that's over
Gaara: who wants pizza?
Hollie: me!
Neji: this day is so wierd
Robert: every day is wierd
Kakashi: hi
Gaara: whatever it is NO
Kakashi: I was just gonna say that i'd pay for the pizza
Robert: ok
*everyone goes out for pizza*
(the next week)
Robert: i'm bored
Gaara: I think we should end the story
Neji: that has to be the best idea you've ever come up with
Robert: well if it has to be done I might as well do it. -ahem- I'm afraid you have come to the conclusion of the story
Fear Teh Randomness
Gaara: we all wish you good times and hope none of you fall off a cliff. . . Gai wasn't so lucky -_-'
Neji: and FINALLY
EVERYONE: THE END!!(LOL)!!!!
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