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Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.

Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a job application.

Yo mamma's so ugly, she scares away roaches.

yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!

Yo Mama so poor that all she could afford to exchange at Christmas were glances.

Yo Mama so poor that she couldn't even afford to scratch an itch.

Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo mama put her foot on the table, pointed to her feet, and said
"Corn"

Yo Mama so poor that when someone asked where the bathroom was, she replied "Pick a corner... any corner. 

Your momma is so far that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells "Taxi"
 
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