<table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px arial,
verdana, sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background:
white; color: black; padding: 5px;">What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: ADD (Attention
Deficit Disorder)
 
You have a very hard time focusing, and you find it difficult to stay on task
without your mind wandering.  You probably zone in and out of conversations and tend
to miss out on directions because you cannot focus
<tr><td style="color: black;
background: white; padding: 3px;">Manic Depressive</td><td style="background: white;
padding: 3px;">
 
</td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background:
white; padding: 3px;">Paranoia</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;">

</td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding:
3px;">OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)</td><td style="background: white; padding:
3px;">
 
</td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background:
white; padding: 3px;">GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)</td><td style="background:
white; padding: 3px;">
 
</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:
center; padding: 8px;">What mental
disorder do you have?</td></tr></table>

Which CSI character are you?
Your Result: You are Greg Sanders
 
Greg You dont take life too seriously, and can make even the most serious person
laugh hysterically. Although you are often a goofball, you have great respect and
loyalty for those you care about. You use humor often, but arent afraid to deal with
serious situations when necessary. You put up a tough front, but deep down youre just
a dork that cares deeply for others. You arent afraid to pursue whatever your dream
is at the time, and you manage to overcome whatever obstacle is in your path. You
make friends easily, but remain loyal to the ones you care about the most. You love
rocking out to whatever band you are obsessing over at the time, and you are always
up to date on current trends. Overall, you are sweet, funny, compassionate,
determined and loyal.

My inner anarchist worries about surveys like these, and why people (including
myself) find them so enjoyable.

Then I remind myself not to take everything seriously.

But still...

Also: They always seem right for the same reason horoscopes always seem right,
because they are both vague and flattering (astronomy does this more subtly
admittedly). We all have different facets. Of course, the survey answers are a factor
to make sure they have the right area, though we tend to gloss over the ones that
don't fit us... Lemmie go through one of your answers:

Others see you [Self-esteem boosting] as an exciting [same], highly volatile [same],
rather impulsive personality [same]; a natural lead, who's quick to make decisions
[As we tend to do sometimes], though not always the right ones [Everyone makes
mistakes].  They [flattering] see you as bold and adventuresome [same], someone who
will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure [who
doesn't?].  They enjoy being in your company [UberFlattering] because of the
excitement you radiate [radiate... flattering].

The mental disorder ones are so successful because we like to put our problems down
to something, it makes the problems into something we can deal with (because there
are verified paths to being fixed) if we need them. Being typed makes us feel safe,
similar to the way labels do. We use those labels to justify our failings ("It's
okay... that's just the way I am") when in reality the only way to overcome the
problems we do have is to... well... try to overcome them. And, as the anarchist
finds, it's a lot easier to be cynical and condemn things than try to fix them,
especially about ourselves, and _especially_ when we feel alone (as society is wont
to make us feel).

So... yeah... another essay >_>

Sorry i dont really get this page but i know i dont have a mental disorder i dont
really get the quizzes either

@Jack: :O
@Steviie: mwahahah :D
@thatgirl: O_O then...piss off? :D

hey i found out something cool do u know if u worry alot then u have a mental
disorder? oh and hey sorry i didnt type that yesterday i let  my friend get on my
account

1 sec i'll do a quiz