Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband..
If you think you're alive, then you're better off fucking dead
My name is Kristen...
I love gorgeous people, girls or boys.
However, I am straight.
I just appreciate nice-looking people.
Eyes are the most amazing thing I've seen.
I love to laugh.
I'm a vegan.
Dude Where's My Car is the best movie...
I hate sports.
I have black hair.
I don't have hobbies.
My ambition is to fuck you with a rake...
I have no skills either.
I learned to draw a hand yesterday.
How are you?