Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck
with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so
be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures
of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us,
we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos
and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.
The Juggalo Pledge:
I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground juggalo ,and
juggalette Society And to The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family,
Under clowns, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!
WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF
WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US
When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave
six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my
chest and tell my homies I did my best.