one day in the akatsuki hide out the akatsuki was 
playing a gay play of 7 minutes in heaven...
 
"itachi it's your turn!!" deidara yelled 

itachi take the hat from deidara's arm and 
take a blue piece of papper from the hat 
and throw it in the air. and itachi went 
in the cloest...and sit down and waited 
after about 2 minutes kisame came in
and close the door. 

"hi itachi" kisame started off saying 

"itac..."kisame was cut off by itachi's lips to 
his...after about 5 minutes kisame and 
itachi was making out in the floor 
hair all mess up and clothes half off

after about 10 minutes deidara opens the door and
says "go itachi!!!"
all the akatsuki are happy for itachi and kisame 
(i am happy for them to ^_^)

now itachi and kisame are going out now (YAY!!)