I only know how to do things 3 ways:
the WRONG way.
the RIGHT way.
and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster!
How do you kill a blue elephant?
- With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
- Choke it 'till it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant
Got nothing better to do but check people's away messages, eh?! Well,
if you MUST know, I'm busy picking my boogers. Leave a message and
I'll get back to you when I pick a winner.
Leave a message! It'll be the coolest thing since they invented drugs!
You think you are cool. You think you are funny. You think you turn
into the Easterbunny. You think you are hot.You think you are smart. I
think I smelled one heck of a fart!
If I was eating a bowl of cheese do you think that I would think of a
person with chunky legs?
Did you know that even though corn dogs don't have legs, it can still
chase its own tail? You just put it in the microwave and watch it go
around, and around...
I am off using my "imagination" please do not interrupt for i will use
my "imagination" or I will steel everyones "imagination" and rule the
Hey you! Yah you! You talkng to me? Yah, that's what I thought. I do
have a really great body. I mean, look at my biceps!