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im_so_cool_u_know_i_am_195  
24 F Australia
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Last login: 3 May 2009
 
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hey hey
NaMe:ElIsHa AgE:14 SeX: FeMaLe EyE cOlOuR:dArK bRoWn HaIr CoLoUr:DaRk BrOwN HoBbIeS:sInGiNg,HiP hOp,DaNcInG,aRt,DrAwInG,nEtBaLl,SpOrTs ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ____________000____000_____________ ______________00__00_______________ ________________00_________________ me and my cuz my favourite song BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY by Fergie Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself and center, clarity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Like the little school mate in the school yard We'll play jacks and uno cards Ill be your best friend and you'll be mine Valentine Yes you can hold my hand if u want to Cause I want to hold yours too We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds But its time for me to go home Its getting late, dark outside I need to be with myself and center, clarity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry me and ma twin sis and some of ma friends me and ma twin La Da Da Da Da Da yo momma jokes Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss 3 episodes of my show Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her children Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a week Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor Yo momma's so fat and dumb she used saturn's ring as a hula hoop Yo momma's so fat and her back so crooked when she lays down people say I didn't know we had mountains Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said let there be ight he told her to move her fat ass out of the way Yo momma's so fat and short and yo daddy so tall and skinny they stand next to each other and make the number 10 Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ Yo momma's so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates Yo momma's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the tires pop Yo momma's so fat as a kid she couldn't play Hidenseek just seek Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts Yo momma's so fat by the time she sets her clock its an hour off Yo momma's so fat that Goodyear come to her to restock on tires Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks Yo momma's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks Yo momma's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey Yo momma's so fat folk exercise by jogging around her Yo momma's so fat God created her and on the seventh day he rested Yo momma's so fat her ass has its own congressman Yo momma's so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters Yo momma's so fat her belly button has got an echo Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine Yo momma's so fat her belt size is the equator Yo momma's so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu Yo momma's so fat her blood type is rockyroad Yo momma's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes Yo momma's so fat her car is made out of spandex Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard Yo momma's so fat her doctor is a grounds keeper Yo momma's so fat her drivers license says Picture continued on other side Yo momma's so fat her favorite food is seconds Yo momma's so fat her favorite blouse is a tent Yo momma's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs Yo momma's so fat her nickname is Damn Yo momma's so fat her parents had to take her to sea world to get baptized Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds Yo momma's so fat her skates went flat Yo momma's so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when its time to eat Yo momma's so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years Yo momma's so fat her toes bleed when she walks Yo momma's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph Yo momma's so fat I can't see around her Yo momma's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat Yo momma's so fat I gotta take 3 steps back just to see all of her Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on her good side Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 and 8 Yo momma's so fat I saw her in New York and when I told my friend in LA he'd seen her too Yo momma's So fat I shot her and Crisco came out Yo momma's so fat I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas Yo momma's so fat I think its a new world record Yo momma's So fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take the guys word for it Yo momma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds she could get group insurance Yo momma's so fat if she were an airplane she'd be a jumbo jet Yo momma's so fat instead of Levis 501 jeans she wears Levis 1002s Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up Yo momma's so fat it takes a year to download her picture Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life and I still havent seen ALL of her Yo momma's so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo people walked by and said Look at the elephant Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats Yo momma's so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her Yo momma's so fat NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer Yo momma's so fat no one can talk behind her back Yo momma's so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 747 Yo momma's so fat on each of her butt cheeks she has Place Your Ad Here printed Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time Yo momma's so fat one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling Hey the School Bus is here Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts Yo momma's so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth Yo momma's so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet, she's all like Whatever yo eating I'll try it Yo momma's so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree Yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out Yo momma's so fat she bungee jumped and fell straight to Hell Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion Yo momma's so fat she has to have you tie her shoes for her Yo momma's so fat she can't reach her back pocket Yo momma's so fat she can't wear Daisy Dukes She has to wear Boss Hoggs Yo momma's so fat she could be the eighth continent Yo momma's so fat she could sell shade Yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste Yo momma's so fat she did a back flip and landed on the moon Yo momma's so fat she DJs for the ice cream truck Yo momma's so fat she doesnt have love handles she has a roll bar Yo momma's so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins she eats Wheat Thicks Yo momma's so fat she don't know whether she's walking or rolling Yo momma's so fat she don't wear a GString she wears an A B C D E F G String Yo momma's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs Yo momma's so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish Yo momma's so fat she eats desert out of a Trash Can lid Yo momma's so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first second and third Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo momma's so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled Land Ho Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the water Yo momma's so fat she freebases ham Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus Yo momma's so fat she gets runs in her jeans Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams Yo momma's so fat she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tictacs Yo momma's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says Okay Yo momma's so fat she got a gravitational pull Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the screen Yo momma's so fat she got a speed pass for Dairy Queen Yo momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite Yo momma's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock? Yo momma's so fat she got tired climbing the escalater Yo momma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon Yo momma's so fat she had to be baptized in the Atlantic Ocean Yo momma's so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan Yo momma's so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole Yo momma's so fat she has a parttime job as a trampoline Yo momma's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand Yo momma's so fat she has all the caterers on speed dial Yo momma's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas English Muffin Yo momma's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her Yo momma's so fat she has TB: Two bellies Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house Yo momma's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets Yo momma's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other Yo momma's so fat she has to put a bookmarker in her rolls to find her belly button Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang Yo momma's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master Yo momma's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper Yo momma's so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a long sleeved turtleneck bra Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a three piece bathing suit Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up Yo momma's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck Yo momma's so fat she jumped in a pool and cause a tidal wave Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo momma's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo momma's so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub Yo momma's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops Yo momma's so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only because I spotted her behind Mount Everest Yo momma's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry Yo momma's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic Yo momma's so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a TicTac Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36 and the other arm is just as big Yo momma's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business Yo momma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt Yo momma's so fat she once told me she


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‹-Reservoir_Smurf-› 19 Jul 08  
hello ! 
Are you suprised Boo!!

wat u been doin ... sorry i havnt been on for a while i wasnt rying to ignore u
or nefing!!!

cyaz write bak plz!
 
im_so_cool_u_know_i_am_195 19 Jul 08  
hey baybee
sure am
im thinking bout u wbu??

bye
 
‹AudioWhore› 25 Apr 08  
HIYA tis AlyRox101
 
im_so_cool_u_know_i_am_195 5 May 08  
HeY
 
‹duckie› 20 Mar 08  
ur preatty!


how mean u insalted rubber duckie (yo mama) lol u wanne be friends?
 
im_so_cool_u_know_i_am_195 5 May 08  
ty ok
 
BriBriRox_xox 22 Sep 07  
Wanna be friend?I never knew you had a sister lolz
 
im_so_cool_u_know_i_am_195 23 Sep 07  
ok
 
angiegirl 25 Jul 07  
you dont look 16
 
im_so_cool_u_know_i_am_195 25 Jul 07  
im not its my sister
 
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