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FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37
minutes after you repost

this....

If you don't resend this then your love life will be
[[doomed]] for all of
eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "how we get dissed
 
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CLOVER555 says:   29 September 2008   699789  
oh,you forgot this one:
Man:"you must be tired because you've been running thru my mind all day"
Woman:"yeah,running to the exit"
 
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