IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL READ THIS!!!!!!
EVIL SMILEYS. DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU... THEY ARE NOT SO CUTE. THEY ARE EVIL.
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ABOVE ARE 2 OF THE MOST EVIL THINGS YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER.
THERE ARE SO MANY SMILEYS OUT THERE IT IS HARD TO BE SAFE.
EVEN THE LITTLE CUTE PUPPY SHAPED ONES CAN BE DANGEROUS!
YOU MUST BE CAREFULL.
MY RESEARCHERS HAVE BEEN STUDYING THE DIABOLICAL CREATURES FOR YEARS AND NOW THE SMILEYS ARE PLOTTING MORE THAN EVER.
THEY KNOW WE KNOW.
WE KNOW THEY KNOW WE KNOW.
THEY KNOW WE KNOW THEY KNOW WE KNOW.
AND NOW THEY ARE AFTER US!!!!
HERE ARE SOME USEFULL TIPS:
1: DON'T FALL FOR THE ADS AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN
2:DON'T USE THEM
3: LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS
4:THE CUTE ONES ARE THE EVILEST (WE DON'T CARE IF THATS NOT A WORD) 
5:DON'T LEAVE YOUR COMP. ALONE WITH A SMILEY ON IT.

WARNING: ALL ACCIDENTS TO NOT FOLLOWING THESE INSTRUCTIONS ARE NOT OUR FAULT.