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5 bad ways to tell ur crush u like him/her
*DONT ever come up to them and start snogging them!! if they dont like u back, youll probably be very embarrased!
*if u talk to them online, like msn or something, DONT say "ur hot" if u know they dont like u. i know from expirience
that they wont like that. lol
*DONT grab their arm and start giggling like, heehee haha! hi, _____!! omg! heheeheheh!!!" because theyll think ur
stupid!
*DONT show off in front of them. what i mean is dont wear ur new preppy clothes and high heels and expensive jewelry
just to impress them or get their attention. theyll just think ur a boasting slut and not see u for who u really are.
*DONT start acting like them. like, dont wear clothes that they wear, and dont start listening to music u hate just
because ur crush listens to it. be yourself. u dont have to be their clone just for them to like u.
TIPS TO GET A GUY LIKE YOU
*be your self around him.Make him believe that you have a great personality.
*Never come on to strong.that means never rush things , he might lose interest in you..
*never act stupid around guys they will think your weird.. and will not go out with you...
*always be nice to him.. he may think you are an awesome person inside..
*play hard to get... then he will want you..
WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
*Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone
in the back row
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Try to start a wave.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light,
yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen
Play musical chairs
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie starts, tape whoopie cushions to the seats.
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killers name is
going to be said.
Bring a cellphone and set it off every 5 minutes.
*Ways To Annoy People At The drive-threw
Specify that this order is "To Go".
Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order.
At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
When Ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "Would you
like fries with your order?"
When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off.
Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - Thats all.
Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what you did to my food ! ".
When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as
to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is
handed 40 bags of food.
Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging
his fists on the trunk.
*Ways To Annoy the waiter
Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
*Ways To Annoy the driver
All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal.
Always grab the dashboard or doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"
Always tell the driver to slow down or speed up.
As a passenger, feel free to take your shoes off and smell up the whole car.
Constantly remind the driver of road conditions.
Every time you see a car do something that ticks you off, ask everyone in the car with you if it is included it on the
"How to drive like a Moron" webpage.
Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Grab the steering wheel if you feel the driver can not deal with a traffic situation.
If there is a mirror on the passenger side door, it's there for the passenger. Feel free to adjust it at will.
Make sure that you put your chewed bubble gum into the ashtray, unwrapped.
No matter what lane the driver is in and where you are going, always tell the driver that we would be better off in the
next lane.
Point to the left and tell the driver to make a right.
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
When at a traffic light, inform the driver the millisecond the light turns green.
When being picked up as a passenger, bring a messy powdered sugar donut and a large uncovered cup of coffee. Then,
complain whenever the driver hits a bump in the road.
When directing the driver to make a left turn, tell him to make a "You-turn". When directing the driver to make right
turn, tell him to make a "Me-turn".
When giving directions, tell the driver to turn after you pass the intersection.
When giving the driver directions, always mean to say one thing and tell the driver another. Then when the driver gets
confused and passes a turn, yell.
When in the middle lane in heavy traffic, tell the driver that you really need to be in the right lane. Then when you
finally cut another car off to be in the right lane, tell the driver you made a mistake and that this lane is going to
end.
When riding with other passengers, always jump in the front passenger seat and yell "Shotgun!"
When traveling straight, tell the driver to get into the left lane. A lane that suddenly becomes a
"left-lane-must-turn-left".
Whenever possible, adjust all the dashboard controls, including the radio, heat, and fan.
Whenever the driver parks, get out and inspect whether or not the car is properly parked within the lines.
*Ways to annoy your parents
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Climb a sidewalk.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Have your cat bronzed.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
Mow your carpet
Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
Ride a loaf of bread.
Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
Wax the ceiling.
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