- Why doesn't the glue in a bottle stick to the bottle? 
- When you're asked, "If you were stuck on an island what three things would you bring?'' no one ever says, "A BOAT" ?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 
- If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out of its nose?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard but he has long hair?
- What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
- What's the opposite of opposite?
- Can you eat your tongue?
- If an ambulance is on it's way to save someone, and it hits someone, does it stop and save the person?
-  Why do they put braille dots on the drive up ATM?
- Isn't it cruel that lisp has an s in it?
- What would cheese say if they got their picture taken?
- What would a guy ladybug be called?
- Why does Goofy stand on 2 legs while Pluto is on all 4? They're both dogs
- Is french kissing in France just called kissing?
- Can vampires get AIDs?
- Do the M&M colors taste different?
- If someone crashes their car on purpose is it still called a car accident?
- Why are pizza put in a square box when they're round?
- How do they get thosr boats in glass bottles?
- what does the k in k-mart stand for?
- can you name your kid anonymous?
- if you drink pepsi in the coke factory wil you get fired?
- why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every 2 hours?
- can someone choke and die on a lifesaver?
- can someone give up lent for lent?
- why is donkey kong named donkey wen hes a monkey?
- why cant 0 or 1 be numbers for speed dial?
- do they have girls' bathrooms in gay bars?
- if a fork was made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
- can somone with no ears wear glasses?
- since when do bunnies lay eggs?
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