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head scratchers..... O__o

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said that would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear he still wrong?? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless...or naked? 19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 23. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 26. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? 27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 28. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it. 29. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 30. The older you get, the better you realize you were. 31. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 32. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. 33. Women like silent men, they think they're listening. 34. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. 35. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 36. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? 37. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? 38. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 39. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 40. If God dropped acid, would he see people? 41. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? 42. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 43. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 44. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 45. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 46. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Gothpunkrockr says:   21 January 2007   447671  
lol. i luv it. ^^
CookieDough says:   21 January 2007   816287  
Lol, those really do make you think.
Shashiki says:   21 January 2007   484272  
i luv that must rate it *rates the page*
EMO_LOVER says:   21 January 2007   166174  
i luv it
fuzzyelmoo says:   21 January 2007   328714  
i dont get #36.....
x_Babeychcik_x sings:   10 February 2007   742468  
its well good lol well dun lol ...x
fuzzyelmoo says:   10 February 2007   292377  
hahahahaha niIce....
ktmouse says:   15 February 2007   539131  
wicked site lol!
fwopz says:   15 February 2007   676913  
I know where you got those! I go to that site, too!
fuzzyelmoo says:   15 February 2007   711196  
idk where i got them.....

lOlAcHeRrY says:   17 February 2007   825175  
it's funny, but 36 doesnt make any sense, how would we know if a pediatricain
playing mini golf on wednesdays
fuzzyelmoo says:   17 February 2007   284734  
i get it.....

they say DOCTORS play golf on wed. doctors help adults

PEDIATRICIANS takecare of children so they wood play mini-golf....
macmass95 says:   13 May 2007   836358  
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls
santa wants to cheat on mrs.clause
fuzzyelmoo says:   13 May 2007   239844  
‹Goth One› says:   30 August 2007   783911  
sheep dont shrink when it rains because you're thinking of cotton... sheep have
wool, not cotton... i cant rememer which but cotton comes from a tree or a different
plant... i know the tree i'm thinking of is called cottonwood and it has a kinda
papery type material under the bark... i dunno if you harvest cotton straight from
the ground or if you harvest it from a cottonwood tree... i'll have to look it up on
‹Goth One› says:   30 August 2007   959915  
nope, cotton grows around cotton plant seeds... it looks kind of like a dandelion
thats gone into seed only it has a dark green stem, its much brighter white, and
there's more of it at the tip of the stem... (hence the word, cotton ball)so then,
cotton kinda grows like a planted and wanted weed...
fuzzyelmoo says:   31 August 2007   851956  
shut up retard

wool shrinks too....



‹CarnivoreCannibal♥RaWr!› says :   23 March 2008   533413  
WOW GRACE...ANYWAY I LIKE NUMBER 7, 8, 10, 11, 16, 17, 20, 25, 26, 27, 42, AND 46!

but i don't get #36
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