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the pillsbury doughboys funeral speech.....

The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 71. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours, as long-time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again. Dough boy is survived by his wife; Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
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CookieDough says:   20 January 2007   322377  
lol. that's hilarious.

I mean...Rest in Peace Doughboy.*bows head, snickers*
Shashiki says:   20 January 2007   551936  
ohhh thats awsome
fuzzyelmoo says:   21 January 2007   218871  
i hope yall saw all the baking terms thrown in there
trippinout98 says:   21 January 2007   131538  
*tears* thats so sad im gonna miss my cookies and cresents lol
littlemissmileycyrus says:   21 January 2007   446149  
he he he dies oh what will i ever do did sum one poke him and his actions back fired
instead of him killing ppl he kilt himself on accident
I_Hate_Geese says:   21 January 2007   593358  
This is wierd.... I just came back from super fresh and while I was there, a box
with the dough boy on it laughed at my sister and scared the poop out of her! It must
of been his ghost! Wow! But I love the page though fuzzelmoo!
fuzzyelmoo says:   22 January 2007   648427  
thnx yall!
‹delaneyDEBACLE(:› says:   24 January 2007   754355  
i've seen this before it's hilarious
fuzzyelmoo says:   24 January 2007   224322  
yep it is! haha lol
Peanut_butter says:   28 January 2007   749236  
thats SO00OOO0O0OO0O0O0O0 FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
fuzzyelmoo says:   28 January 2007   755884  
tanx isabel
Peanut_butter says:   30 January 2007   415942  
i'll say it again THATS SO0O0O00OO0O0O00O0O0O000O0 FUNNY!!
fuzzyelmoo says:   30 January 2007   726574  
ok... u can stop now...
katie5566 says:   12 February 2007   579794  
fuzzyelmoo says:   13 February 2007   568177  
:D yay im glad u like it
Bailz4Life says:   14 May 2007   825236  
that actually made sense..
fuzzyelmoo says:   15 May 2007   133425  
Cowyeshia says:   24 May 2007   678236  
*Gasps* I ♥ this. I heard he was cheating on PLay dough!
Cowyeshia says:   24 May 2007   532684  
LOL just kidding
fuzzyelmoo says:   27 May 2007   984525  
NO WAY!!!!


lynn10 cries:   18 March 2008   728847  
dough boy!!! nooo! *falls over crying and wailing* he was so young! why god? why
now!?! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
purplesocks says:   21 May 2008   795863  
hahaha i started smiling at the first sentence.
and i'm not easily amused so that's saying something. :D
fuzzyelmoo says :   23 May 2008   254343  

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