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I am never sober, I am always drunk or high. Its just a common fact.
You know, smoking weed can make you hungry. And when I'm hungry I eat
bananas. Bananas are yellow, did you know that bananas are very good
for you because they have potassium in them? They also grow on palm
trees and monkeys eat them. Palm trees are common in the tropics
because that's just normally where they grow. The tropics are usually
near the ocean and the ocean is blue. I like the color blue, because
it is my favorite color. It is my favorite color because one time I
had to pee so I went to go pee and my pee was the color blue. It was
cool. So I went downstairs to see my mother and she was in the
bathroom. So I was like "MOM GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM I WANT TO SHOW
YOU MY PISS" and she replied with "OK SON JUST A MINUTE I HAVE TO
PEEE" so I waited a while. So then I smoked some weed.
After I smoked some weed, I went and bought some hookers and we had a
party and then she poop out a magic 8 ball(Weird I know, right?), it
was weird. After she did that, I punched her in her gut and she puked
and she was like "Why did you punch me" and I was like "Oh because you
are a whore and whores are stupid they give people STD's" and shes all
like "NIGGA YOU BEST BE TROLLIN'" and I was all like "TITS OR GTFO"
and then I cut her head off with my large penis and I cut her hands
off. Then I boiled her hands and then I fried them and ate them. Then
after that, I got all her teeth, put them in vinegar and baking soda
for a week, and made them all bouncy. They were like bouncy balls.
Then I smoked some weed.