Salutations, netizens. My name is Arlene and I'm as geeky as can be.
My big words mean nothing; my IQ: an average number.
I don't enjoy long car rides.
I don't enjoy the smell of prunes.
I don't enjoy screamo music.
I don't enjoy the company of people who smoke.
I don't enjoy a lot of things.
Let's see if we connect. I dare you.