Ways to Annoy People. I wrote this myself. (with the help of my friends)
1. When someone asks you to turn the volume down, turn it up, and say, "What? I can't hear you, it's too loud!"
2. spin anything and suddenly let go and see where it lands.
3. get something that sticks, and throw it at a window when your teacher isn't looking.
4. Throw paper airplanes out the window with "Help! SOS!" written on them.
5. Scream "Fire!" at random times.
6. Wear your shirt inside-out and claim that it's a "new style"
7. make paper airplanes out of your homework and when the teacher comes to collect it throw it at them.
8. Tap your pencil.
9. Throw your pencil. (extra points if it hits someone.
10. Get someones password(with permission) and change their layout.
11. Write on the board at school. a lot.
12. Throw erasers at people.
13. Write "I was here" on everything.
14. Wear all black for a week and claim to be "mourning the death of your imaginary friend, Bob"
15. Put odd backgrounds on the school computers.
16. Finish your work before everyone else and yell, "I'm done! What do I win?"
17. hide a cell-phone in the corner and call it every 2 minutes.
18. Have a contest to see who can scream the loudest.
19. Steal someone's cell-phone and hold it for ransom.
20. (same as 10)
21. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
22. Set someone's alarm clock early in the morning.
23. When someone wakes you up in the morning, mumble something stupid like "eagles have wings"
25. Add empty spots to make a list seem longer.
26. Have a conversation with a teacher and say random things not related to the subject.
27. When someone says your name, tell them that they said it wrong, and tell them how to say it the "right way" but it's
exactly the same.
28. Say the word'random' after every random word in every random sentence.
30. Spray whipped cream on your mouth and growl at people.
31. Threaten to bite people on the ear.
32. Ask people this question-"If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?"
33. Try to teach people to say-"Ish-bidley-Oat and Doat-Bodote-Skedeetin-Dottin'- badot-n'chew"
(Will add more soon)