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18 November 2010, 11:56 PM   #1
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yo momma.

what are the best yo momma jokes you got.

yo momma so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.

so funny.


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19 November 2010, 02:49 AM   #2
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Yo Momma so fat she had a heart attack.

19 November 2010, 03:21 AM   #3
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scal, it says ' to be continued..'

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube it turned into a Gameboy.

Yo momma so fat small objects orbit around her.

More here! http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/your_mama_jokes.htm

19 November 2010, 10:15 PM   #4
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Yo momma so stupid she bought the Snuggie.

20 November 2010, 03:13 PM   #5
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Posts: 120
I hate yo mama jokes. can we just close. this. topic. right. NOW! please?
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20 November 2010, 06:02 PM   #6
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you guys are funny 
lolz ladyrinth .!!

if you dont like them dont come onto this post....

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20 November 2010, 06:14 PM   #7
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Why don't you like the jokes?

20 November 2010, 11:33 PM   #8
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I don't like critisizing elders but yo mama jokes are quite funny

Yo mama's so stupid she typed 911 the microwave when her house was robbed

yo mamas so ugly she got mistaken for wearing a mask at the supermarket

Yo mama's so lazy she pays someone to wipe her butt when she uses the bathroom.

21 November 2010, 10:12 PM   #9
Joined: 6 Jun 2009
Posts: 58
dude smiley peanut i have never heard those before.!!
those are funnnayy

yo mommas so ugly she made an union cry :p

yo momma so fat every time she walked people thought it was a 10.0 earthquake :o

yea those are the only two other i can think of xD

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22 November 2010, 12:33 AM   #10
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yo' mummas like a race car driver she burns though 30 rubbers a day
yo' mummas so fat when you slap her but you can ride the waves
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22 November 2010, 04:48 AM   #11
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Yo mama so fat she got a health scare and she is now trying to watch what she eats to
avoid future health risks, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



23 November 2010, 11:45 PM   #12
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Posts: 58
lolz i loved the face at the end. ^.^

yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphebetical order...



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24 November 2010, 12:39 AM   #13
The Wish Granting Founder
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OMG that is hilarious! xD

Yo momma so fat that when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

24 November 2010, 12:58 AM   #14
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 Yo mamma so fat when she steps into the ocean all the whale's start singing, " we are

24 November 2010, 01:46 AM    #15
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Posts: 58
i cannot beat that u.u

you are skilled. :D


yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way


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